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@capybara.ceo

Are Dems finally realizing their weak center-right policies are what's been costing them elections? Trying to play fairly and meet halfway with the extremist right-wing which has been pushing further and further right doesn't work. Pre-Villain Fetterman, Mamdani, and Rabb are all proof of what wins.

Hell yeah I love RTO Return To On my phone in my car dreaming of different life choices because some rich white guy wants to make his real estate mortgage worth it or make people quit for shareholders before I enter the box of despair and be on Teams all day and not interact with anyone. -ffice.

Claude Design is going to save me so much time from airbrushing my early 00s brushed metal and rivets UI in Photoshop at 15x zoom pixel by pixel.

Faking sick again (staging another assassination attempt) in order to skip work (misappropriate tax dollars in order to finish an ugly-ass ballroom and continue bombing people in another war I promised to never start) today.

"If you can't handle me at my asbestos, you would never be able to handle me at my asworstos." 1960s Federal Agent: "Sir, if you continue to avoid consulting with the EPA like you did with every other fed agency we'll have no choice but to repair your time machine and send you back."

Put Linux Mint onto an old Mid-2007 iMac 20", 2.4 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo, 6GB RAM, ATI Radeon HD 2600 Pro 256 MB. It's usable but that's all I can really say lol. I installed Steam but it's useless unless they can show me which games I can actually play.

Since its MAR10 and since I've been having this argument since high school, I just want to be clear that the Mar- in Mario is said like Mars. And if you say it like Mare which rhymes with "air" then you have to unlearn your Philadelphia hoagiemouth or similar accent.

My toxic trait is constantly switching mobile carriers every time I'm asked to pay for more than $25 for unlimited data/text/calling.

Imagine the amount of microplastics the cast of the Toy Story franchise has released into their world over the decades.

Mountain Dew Baja Midnight at Taco Bell tastes like it should have melatonin in it so I want to put the suggestion out there that they should put melatonin in it.

Okay Bluesky, I'm back, sorry Threads steals me from time to time with its algorithm designed for constant battle and trolling.

There's been more time between now and Linkin Park's debut album, Hybrid Theory, than Hybrid Theory and songs like Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen and Born to Run by Bruce Springsteen. Enjoy your morning.

You can't hurt me by insulting my appearance. I've bought clothes from the grocery store. No, not trendy Costco stuff. Aldi, and no not their limited drops like the track suits, just their regular old man-who-doesn't-care-anymore line up.

Logged onto Twitter for the first time in months and it's just nonstop AI horniness right now. Everyone's just replying to photos with "@grok remove my clothing, put me in a bikini, remove my shorts," etc.

Standing in front of the TV with my arms crossed, legs shoulders width apart in typical dad stance but instead of sports it's my son playing Plants vs. Zombies and I'm distracting him by explaining how the mushrooms that show up aren't plants but rather mycelium.

The Donald J. Trump and The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center for the Performing Arts for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too

I opened a beanbag chair with Styrofoam filling thinking I could ignore the warning labels, dump out the filling, and wash the fabric shell. So, this has become a learning opportunity for me to not underestimate the power of static and the desire electrons have in moving from one thing to another.

"TAXATION IS THEFT!" - My children every November 1st as we begin our annual political philosophy home schooling starting with their candy.

Rewatched Disney's Luca, quite underrated, highly imaginative, a great period piece drawing from lore and legends. I so wish Italians were real.