The Capytistas

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Dismantling the structures of oligarchic power, one name, one address at a time. capybara.info

The world's richest oligarch isn't just America's problem. He's on a mission to reshape as much of Europe as possible into the white nationalist, regulation-free dystopia of his dreams and your nightmares.

DOGE did not so much "disband" as its members were absorbed into government or continued their slashing work in private ventures. And for kissing Elon's ass and doing his dirty work during their tenure, they've been handsomely rewarded.

The Perks of Being an Ass-KisserElon Musk's Constellation of Sycophants

Oligarchs like Elon Musk don’t just naturally form in a vacuum. They’re a byproduct of existing privilege, luck, corrupt and broken governments, as well as a ton of bootlickers and co-conspirators eager to feast on the fat crumbs they’re tossed.
From Tesla’s board to DOGE, Musk's power has been boosted by a cadre of hand-selected lackeys there to rubber stamp his every whim. But even the "true believers" recognize the personal gains that come with being an oligarch's underling.Joe Gebbia

This Tesla board member does more than just get to pad his Airbnb fortune with Tesla stock. His fealty to Musk has also given him another go at his failed dream of being a designer after he was placed at the head of America’s National Design Studio via DOGE. There, he gets to LARP as a creative and will continue his established pattern of copying the works of bona fide legends of the design world while he attempts to make every government website feel like an "Apple Store-like experience."

Today's ultra-wealthy are so greedy that most not only refuse to reinvest in the world that granted them their riches—they can't stop themselves from chastising others who dare to redistribute their own wealth.

Rule by the elite, wealthy few is possible through specific institutional mechanisms by which wealthy elites convert economic power into governmental power. These are the key areas where oligarchs have taken control.

Our democratic institutions and hard-won civil rights have become increasingly ornamental and even rescinded in some cases. Let's not mince words. This is an oligarchic chapter of world history. We'd like to rethink the future we're heading towards right now.

Here's what the term "oligarchy" means in its most literal sense. We need this term to be widely understood, used correctly, and often. Make it a part of your daily vocabulary and refer to it often. The first step to undoing the oligarchy is understanding exactly what it is.

The Merriam-Webster dictionary definition of "oligarchy" is designed in white and coral colored font over a dark grey background with a light paper texture visible. The Capytista logo design of a heart over a dollar sign symbol, representing capital, is centered in white at the bottom of the text card.

The SpaceX IPO made Elon Musk six times wealthier than he was in 2021. That year was when he first promised he would fund the World Food Program. The WFP said they would need only $40 billion of his $1.3 trillion to feed the entire planet for a year. He never did. Maybe its time we ask him again?

Our democratic institutions and hard-won civil rights have become increasingly ornamental and even rescinded in some cases. This is an oligarchic capture of democracy and Elon Musk is at the helm. We'd like to rethink the future we're heading towards. Join us to hold the oligarchs to account.

Millions of American's own personal 401(k)s and index fund investments will be used soon to automatically buy Space X shares — leaving you to hold the bag in a company that admitted in its own SEC filing that profitability "may never occur."

Elon Musk just became a trillionaire. How did this happen? As we fight to wrest power out of the hands of oligarchs and return it to the people, it is important to understand the events and legal precedents that got us here.

Hi! We're new here. Our mission is to create awareness, scrutiny, and accountability for the Oligarch class running amok with unchecked power. Elon Musk just became our first trillionaire. Let's make sure he's our last.