i still don't really believe Mitch McConnell is even alive atp i feel like bro is dead but they not admitting it yet
Carbonism
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they call me Quopo the quote-post guy healthy touch of the 'tism no DMs please!!! (respectfully :D)
They all knew ahead of time who he is...
does anyone else subscribe to the conspiracy theory that some people just exist to take up space and cause problems for others? like they don't have actual lived lives and are just obstacles? yall fw this idea?
omfg bruh this is what we're throwing away the rest of our natural resources for?
(alternate world where Mr. Krabs is Bob Ross) "most folks like te paint ther salty seas with blue, but wer gunna try a little money green! it's like normal green, but the color reminds me of money!"
vegans justifying the amount of time their food keeps them on the toilet for:
tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿@krisko.bsky.social · 4w agotofu has shit figured out
skydivers after pulling their rip cords:
Ozma Lyrics Bot@ozmalyrics.bsky.social · 4w agoLong way to the ground
Alexander Hamilton in the summer of 1791:
𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜@unfitz.bsky.social · 4w agoI need relief from this heat. Does anyone have a stone cold fox I can borrow?
i genuinely don't know a single person who saw any kind of ad anywhere and said "damn i guess i better buy that"
being a misogynist and also a straight man is crazy how are u gonna hate women but also be attracted to them and get pissed off when they don't like u back?
it's so much easier to write on the right side of the notebook than the left. they should make a notebook with only right-side pages
me and my homie trying to reach for costco samples but we both get dust in our eyes:
They Might Be Giants@tmbg.bsky.social · 4mo ago
hate mfs who bend over backward to defend "investors" who buy 12 properties and rent them out at 50% markups "uhh but the corporations need more money they need to make return on their investments 🤓🤓🤓💩" stfu they can make return on my nuts in they mouth
general consensus seems to be that Supergirl is just an alright movie but Milly Alcock is really good in the role i'm still gonna see it cause i feel like it could be pretty enjoyable, even if the writing is a little shaky u guys should go see it too
what the actual hell was Sigmund Freud doing for this to be his wikipedia page??
the dumbest person in your high school graduating class is currently replying to youtube comments with "cry harder lib", with another tab open to chatgpt telling him "you're absolutely right! now let's break this down:"