Cats will see a Rectangle and be like “is anyone gonna sit on this?” And then not wait for an answer
claude should only refer to that one guy from fire emblem
It’s literally not important how I got here but. This in an article about 18th century crusades against masturbation is making me insane. 100% chance there is a guy with a podcast or a YouTube channel in the manosphere running this exact same grift.
I need to remind myself periodically that the guy running my branch of my old company outsourced all his executive decision making power to AI. I will not go back no matter how bad it gets out here. I cannot even think about going back unless he gets fired.
The world is full of people who insist "AI is changing everything" but who - when pressed - have to admit that what they mean is that they're pretty sure that AI *will* change everything. Eventually. After we allow it to consume all the planet's energy, carbon, water and financial resources. 8/
Using lists of three is not an "AI tell." It's a common trait in human writing because our brains biologically want to make sure there's always one thing to marry, one thing to fuck, and one thing to murder.
fefw is really like “let us introduce you to our characters. Their most defining trait is they are all Heterosexual. Be sure not to forget how Heterosexual they all are, ESPECIALLY the women, who are also trad btw”
Oh my god you cannot be saying your company is in Minneapolis when you are in FUCKING!!! PLYMOUTH!!!
Fully incapable of watching this without thinking “Astarion fancam”
Dracula Enthusiast@kmfao.latinsky.app · last wk.I watch this about once a week despite never having watched a barbie animated film
kind of a half-baked thought here but it's a shame criticism as a paid professional discipline has been sidelined by social media because it could point the way forward out of the internet madness-induced problem of writing that's crouched in what the author anticipates a comments section will say
Lrp tbh I’d love it if Frey abandoned his post to become a clown. At least then my tax money wouldn’t be paying him for it ahaha zing
imagine the politician in charge of your area abandoned their post and the last you heard of them they had become a clown. This is what happened to the people of fraldarius
The main difference between the 3H lords is that Edelgard has attack dogs, Claude specifically has attack poodles, and Dimitri has handlers.
Opening the betting pool now for how long it will be before this farm cat ends up living in my parents’ house in town. Personally I’m expecting her to be there when I go home for Christmas.
Decided I’m gonna start buying frozen meals after realizing executive dysfunction was probably giving me nutrient deficiencies so this is going to be my thread where I remind myself which ones to buy/not buy again
Thinking about Claude on his birthday like he’s a friend I’ve fallen out of touch with. I’m like damn… I should send him a card
I made this specifically for the white boys in my gay kickball league who got waaaaaaaaaaay to competitive about that shit but chickened out from ever posting it
space ghost@luxenoir.blacksky.app · 2w agoPost a meme you have NEVER gotten to use
It’s been almost 20 years since Obama was first elected are we ready for single payer healthcare in the country yet or what
for the low price of 15.99 you can witness anime johnlock AND phoenix wright's peepaw becoming an enemy of the state
Niku ✨@nikukurin.bsky.social · 2w ago(Walks into the room wearing a shirt that says play tgaa) hey guys
When you've defeated the cone they put you in the Hannibal Lector
Stop adding new bullshit to the sims 4 and give me a way to filter the buy mode catalogue down to only stuff that is shelf-slottable
