I am such a nerd. I had a PDF that I wanted to print out as a booklet (4 A4 pages per A3 sheet) and Adobe kept messing it up, so I wrote a Java program to generate two PDF files containing the pages in the correct order for printing. Job done

Same, squirrel. Same.

I still do not have a cat

I don't have any cats

This week's #SNW was bullshit. Everyone knows the dinosaurs were wiped out by a space freighter that had been hijacked by the cybermen

Either this beer is really strong, or there is a dog on the roof of the pub

I bet the French are really regretting their actions in 1778

Now three empires may fall: America, Russia and FIFA

Anyone else think that the simultaneously collapse of both the American and Russian empires isn't necessarily a bad thing

To all those Americans celebrating their independence day, I say:

Hamilton: King George III - You'll Be Back

ALT: Hamilton: King George III - You'll Be Back

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My kid just bought the Communist Manifesto on Amazon, which is confusing

I prefer to be eaten than drunk

My fence is apparently the place to be

As empire collapses go, the American one will be brutal, rapid and televised

In America they have RINOs and DINOs. I'm rather disappointed that in Britain we didn't have Conservatives Under Norman Tebbit

I dreamt last night that I was having a conversation with the president of Ukraine. I thought it was odd that he had a south London accent, but he gave me a very plausible explanation, which I can no longer remember

Is a man who watches porn illegally a hardened criminal? #dadjoke

Just watching this week's Mock the Week. If @mredbyrne.bsky.social came over before @daraobriain.bsky.social and is in a sense responsible for him being here, which one is responsible for Graham Norton?

Anyone else seen the new #Scrubs? Good to see one of the characters, an English junior doctor, pointing out that the NHS caps prescription charges, showing how cruel the American system is

My wife said she considers me not so much her prince, but more her long term frog

I tried to put the wheels of my Porsche on at an angle. It went sideways quickly

Had some visitors. The magpies were harassing the fox, trying to bite it's tail

After another one of my family members snuck up behind me and scared the wits out of me while practicing, I'm considering fitting rear view mirrors to my drum kit

I have finally reached my goal of doing a 5k run most mornings. I regret it while I am doing it, but I really regret it for the rest of the day

Horseshoe crabs may be closely related to spiders, but the never invite them to dinner

That fact that in Avengers:Endgame they discuss time travel without mention Dr Who means that their reality doesn't have Dr Who, which explains why it is so messed up

Anyone else wondering why the American evangelicals aren't saying the Texas floods are devine retribution?

New Greek legend - Narcissus, but boobs instead of face

I like Boobs, Beer and Chocolate, but apparently people misunderstand me when I say I like BBC

My father died when I was 20, thereby missing many years of disappointment