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Carolyn 🇨🇦

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Carolyn 🇨🇦@carolynp.bsky.social · 2y ago

Screenshot from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" opening credits with white font on a black screen that reads "We apologize for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked."

Joshua J. Friedman@joshuajfriedman.com · 2y ago

New interim NYPD commissioner Tom Donlon—whose home was searched by the FBI one week into his job—is now expected to resign as soon as tomorrow. The previous NYPD commissioner, Edward Caban, resigned just under a month ago.

Carolyn 🇨🇦@carolynp.bsky.social · 2y ago

The media covers it this way because they want fossil fuels to win the election.

mtsw@mtsw.bsky.social · 2y ago

it makes you wonder about the nexus of the corporate owners of the news media, oil interests (both private corporations and sovereign nations) and why the same phenomenon causing lies to be printed in the newspaper happens to both EVs and to Democrats.

Carolyn 🇨🇦@carolynp.bsky.social · 2y ago

FACT CHECK: It is neither "the best of times" nor "the worst of times". Statistically, it is unlikely that the current times have exceeded either historical best or worst times.

Julia Is Waving, Not Drowning@booktweeting.bsky.social · 2y ago

FACT CHECK: It is not “a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.” We spoke with Mr. Richard Hetherington-Jones of Thelfall Manor, Yorkshire, who has £2000 per annum and does not wish to be wed at this time.

Carolyn 🇨🇦@carolynp.bsky.social · 2y ago

A meme of a Google Translate page translating "Trump" to "New York Times". The "Trump" text reads "I needed a new heel for my shoe... so I decided to go to Morganville... which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt... which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel. And in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Give me five bees for a quarter," you'd say. Now, where were we? Oh, yeah! The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt... which was the style at the time." The "New York Times" text reads "Trump Returns with a Different Look. Does That Mean a Different Tone?"

Comfortably Numb@numb.comfortab.ly · 2y ago

I made a "Trump-to-NYT" meme template imgflip.com/memegenerato... (h/t @kenwhite.bsky.social for the idea)

Carolyn 🇨🇦@carolynp.bsky.social · 2y ago

Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.

An image from the movie "Anchorman" of Will Ferrell as Ron Burgandy at the news desk, holding papers and looking at the camera.

Kevin M. Kruse@kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 2y ago

Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.

Carolyn 🇨🇦@carolynp.bsky.social · 2y ago

Fixed it

Confusing bar graph from the NYT showing "experience" of the presidential and VP candidates, with "private sector" in the legend crossed out and replaced with "Scamming People" since Trump and JD Vance are con artists.

Coach Finstock@coachfinstock.bsky.social · 2y ago

Q: How can we make a confusing chart that makes it look like Trump has experience? A: Lots of similar colors and pretending "running for office, federal government, and politics are different things"