“SOCCER!” smashes a basketball with a baseball bat “YEAH!”

Im making modern art. You don’t understand

g o o n g a l

Casey Jones@caseyjonesatbat.bsky.social · 2mo ago

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#SeductiveSunday I lost my shirt somewhere

walks by with headphones on, not hearing August at all

𝘈𝘶𝘨𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝕸𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖗@rockinginaugust.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Who wants a kiss?

“It’s flat? I better investigate.”

“Well, they did target troubled teenagers by offering them games, drugs, and alcohol, and their leader told them they are family and that he was their father. He wanted to scout for potential new recruits”

Rachel 麗子 Mori@magnumtsubame.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Well.. There's a difference between a group & a cult.

“I didn’t stutter.”

Rachel 麗子 Mori@magnumtsubame.bsky.social · 2mo ago

. . . . . *Coughs behind him*

“Do ninjas count as a cult? I infiltrated a ninja cult before.”

I’m so close. I’m getting so close

You’ll never guess what I’m spelling

𝘈𝘶𝘨𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝕸𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖗@rockinginaugust.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Casey I swear to god

Why is she dressed like me?

𝑴𝒊𝒔𝒔 𝑸𝒖𝒆𝒆𝒏@at-the-top.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Ahem. She's wearing sweatpants and a baggy t shirt. No one can see through her disguise.

“I LOVE YOU NEW YORK!”

Happy Mother’s Day

Casey Jones@caseyjonesatbat.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Just having a normal day.

g

“Who’s Ann and what’s her ism?

“Sandwiches can be cut in half!”

I would have shared!

But…but my sandwich! You have roast beef slices! I want to eat your roast beef!

“Just give me a second. I’m gonna make an amazing sandwich.”

“Wait. What do you want me to do? Duck? Oh…you got duck in here?”

raids August’s fridge

“Oh. I thought you were trying to be sexy. Like you were the bottle of kinky. Because you’re kinky. Maybe…are you?”

𝘈𝘶𝘨𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝕸𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖗@rockinginaugust.bsky.social · 3mo ago

"Flavored vodka."

“The heck is a bottle of kinky?”

Yo mama is so horrifying to look at, that you became the devil because you saw nothing but darkness after you lost all hope and faith in all things beautiful…. ……okay. That one was a stretch.

𝑷𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝑶𝒇 𝓦𝓡𝓐𝓣𝓗@primordialwrath.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Yo mama so old, she was the waitress at the last supper!

Yo mama so dumb, she heard it was chilly outside, so she grabbed a bowl and a spoon

𝑷𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝑶𝒇 𝓦𝓡𝓐𝓣𝓗@primordialwrath.bsky.social · 3mo ago

You know what? No. Yo mama so ugly, when she went to work, they paid her to keep her clothes on-

And the pain and turmoil she went through eventually led to my father to become a violent alcoholic who would take his aggression out on me. But no. Go ahead and make a yo mama joke. Maybe it will get a laugh after you pick up your teeth.

𝑷𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝑶𝒇 𝓦𝓡𝓐𝓣𝓗@primordialwrath.bsky.social · 3mo ago

……my mom died from cancer……

𝑷𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝑶𝒇 𝓦𝓡𝓐𝓣𝓗@primordialwrath.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Yeah. Your mom's between my legs every night.

Satan fucks?