"A week before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, EXCEPT YOU, Ryan!" 📺 Chris Hansen vs. Ryan in the Raw on Takedown.

100% swear I'm not making this up. Ask John. Someone on the street called to John that they wanted to be him when they grew up (they were an adult). John was like huh what why. Guy's like "look at you walking down the street with your hot young wife" I'm dead 😂😭

Small win today: My Instacart shopper had the sense to do frozen last 🎉

I don't need Miss Vickie's Vodka Sauce Pizza chips every day. I don't need Miss Vickie's Vodka Sauce Pizza chips every day. I don't need Miss Vickie's Vodka Sauce Pizza chips every day. I don't need Miss Vickie's Vodka Sauce Pizza chips every day.

Spongebob 'I Need It' Meme

ALT: Spongebob 'I Need It' Meme

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Have a seat.

People adding community notes to Fab Rom tweets to make them revenue ineligible has me dying.

Watching the new season of Kitchen Nightmares, the disgusting kitchen inspections are baaaaaack 😁 #KitchenNightmares

I've been waiting for this one. Dark Side of the Ring: The Big Boss Man

No Saturday #TFCLive bliss

It finally happened. Someone approached John in public and asked if the tall girl (me) was his daughter 😂

OOO and on holiday. Woohoo!

If Gianni is forced out, FIFA will be run by a Canadian 🇨🇦

How did I play Game Boy in the car as a child. I feel nausea after checking my phone in an Uber.

I'm so annoyed in general by the FIFA situation, but even more irritated that of course it's the Women's World Cup being the most caught in the timing's crossfire right now. As if women's tournaments don't face enough issues, delays or cancellations.

I love the internet. And Osmow's.

Wrestlecon waiting until the day of the closure of Janel Grant's sexual trafficking lawsuit to announce their booking of John Laurinaitis is beyond gross.

I first thought this picture was a Suicide Squad unveiling from SDCC. Turns out it's Chris Jericho returning to AEW.

Gianni is crashing out on Instagram 💀

Next week's Real Housewives of Atlanta is the season finale? Noooooooooooooo #RHOA

"I miss tournament football" Good news, it's WAFCON weekend.

My building: Oh you're enjoying the nice weather? We're putting everyone's balconies out of commission for August so we can do repairs. Take apart everything & find somewhere to put it all. We'll get to yours at some point. Here's a schedule with more range than the cable guy.

Sir, I need to write.

Somehow, the Montreal Screwjob episode of Dark Side of the Ring has become my comfort show. (Despite Bruce the Bootlicker Prichard) #DarkSideOfTheRing

DARK SIDE TUESDAY! This week's is Necro Butcher vs. Samoa Joe, let's gooooo. #DarkSideOfTheRing

RIP World Cup 2026 Hosting Run You would have loved The Football Factory.

Apparently at 4 AM, I called for "LAMINE!" scaring the ever-living crap out of J, all while continuing to sleep peacefully 😂

Spain's about to borrow Chelsea's photo retoucher. Get out of the frame, man 😭

Loved that shot of the FIFA refs, respect.

Did DJT just wake up from a nap? Show some excitement, man.

Holy hair and beard, Ramos.