Tessera

Ethan@catatonicwalrus.bsky.social · 6mo ago

I am a machine that turns 100 play points into 105 play points after my triggers shift on my screen and I put the lotus field sac triggers over top of the bounce land trigger to put my tolaria west in hand 🙃 (happened twice and cost me a 5-0)

Top 4'd my first competitive event with Amulet. Deck is real good. Died to prowess on t3 in both games of my top 4 match. Didn't really feel like there was much I could do tbh

Top 4'd my first competitive event with Amulet. Deck is real good. Died to prowess on t3 in both games of my top 4 match. Didn't really feel like there was much I could do tbh

It is insane there are only two teams in the entire American League with .500+ win percentages and there are almost two divisions worth of teams above .500 in the NL.

After bombing out of several leagues yesterday with Amulet, I have started out 3-0 in my current league. I am beginning to feel myself really improve with the deck. I just had a Boros player salt off on me after I beat them in both of the post-board games on turn 2.

Ethan@catatonicwalrus.bsky.social · 6mo ago

I remain very anxious about the prospect of starting my new job. Does anyone have any advice about beating the imposter syndrome/fear of not meeting expectations of a new role?

I got the job!

Ethan@catatonicwalrus.bsky.social · 6mo ago

I got the job!

I had two interviews today that I think went really well but man did they fuck up my tummy because I was so anxious 😬

I had two interviews today that I think went really well but man did they fuck up my tummy because I was so anxious 😬

I am imploring anyone who thinks Boros energy needs a ban in modern to pick up a combo deck and crush your local Boros player

The urge to snap and buy 4 Mox Opals is so high right now

I cried watching the Dune Part III trailer in IMAX it's gonna be so fucking good 🥹

Robert Taylor 🔥@fireshoes.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Not even a mention of Oops! And focusing on Taxes winning a showcase challenge is pretty wild. Get me off of Mr. WotC's wild ride 🫠 Also focusing the entire modern section on Living End? Lol

Banned and Restricted Announcement – March 23, 2026 #mtg magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...

I've put up a week straight of 4-1s on mtgo with Goryo's and got absolutely *crushed* tonight. Didn't win a game at locals. Statistics catching up with me I suppose. Gotta regress to the mean 🤷🏻

I wrote my second article. Check it out if you want and let me know what you think. The link is in the Alt Text.

https://open.substack.com/pub/catatonicwalrus/p/a-case-for-modern-unbans?r=6l4z5e&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true

Goryo's Vengeance ❤️

Getting my coworkers interested in math by telling them I can write a function comprised entirely of non-numerics and get a number out of it (they don't know that e and pi are numbers)

i don't really care that much that it's not busted, amulet titan is legitimately one of the worst gameplay experiences still in magic the gathering 🤷

9 cards that made me