need to meet the diva who abandoned their eyelash curler at ikea....
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they should combine chemtrails and seed oils
oh boy steve's posting about pedals again. whats this one called? the diarhhea maxer or something?
Shaaloani Roadhead 🔜 Megaplex@hyenablood.yeen.world · last wk.it literally has a fucking soup mode cmon man fuck my life
@roadkillcircus.bsky.social im crying at your banner.....my magnum opus
cis transwomen list: -bjork -slayyyter -lady gaga -elizabeth holmes
feel like its a good sign that im ready to say goodbye to an article of clothing if it still has my hair from when i was blonde on it when i take it out of storage 😭
accidentally answered a spam call and it was the classic "we're doing roof assessments in your area" scam call and my brain short circuited and made me reply "I dont have a roof, sorry" before i hung up
hey nerd nice ikea malm dresser produced before 2016 give it to me
he doesnt know theyre baking him in the fucking kiln tomorrow
Would anyone on here be interested in buying my copy of Daft Punk's Interstellar 5555 movie before I suffer listing it online? :3
whole lot of people yelling about babyfur panels at megaplex. you guys wouldnt have lasted a DAY in the halls of rainfurrest
"I remember Yumbo..." - @tjkollyn.bsky.social solemnly
walking into the lobby of the aloha inn at FANG
"afterparty" this "whats the move that" bitch im going home to see my cat
IM EVERYONES PARENT AT THE CLUB
Kuna has been here for 5 mins and we dragged them to Cheesecake Factory
love the fact the long rumored/leaked new vegas and falout 3 remasters just get confirmed in a text post from bethesda with zero fanfare lmao
any time i reunite irl with @wryote.bsky.social it is like a crossover episode of Ice Road Truckers and Mob Wives
a very funny occurrence is that A BUNCH of people on the various dual citizenship subreddits message me as one of the like...authorities on dealing with our county clerk and how to get documents from them lmao
both myself and @hyenablood.yeen.world failed to get olive garden pasta passes grim tidings
peptides got me injecting shit with names that look like calculus
fbm listing for an older ikea tv stand for $80, only 1 photo of it -outside- on a dirty patio covered in leaves me: is this kept outside? and are you open to offers them: YES it is outside. No im not open to offers, I paid $150 for it!! (*15 years ago*)
when im bored i cast Soul Trap on Bruce and put his ass in a Petty Soul Gem where he belongs
I WANT!!! ANTHROCON!!! I WANT CONVENTION!!! I MISS FRIENDS!!!! RAHHHHH!!!
makes sicilian streetfood for the furry party
convinced that this app unfollowed people without my permission bc i just went through and mass followed a sizeable chunk of people that I SWEAR i was following already
✊🏾Today is Juneteenth!✊🏾 Juneteenth commemorates the day in 1865 when Union troops finally enforced the Emancipation Proclamation in Galveston, Texas. It was TWO YEARS AFTER slaves were supposedly “free,” and marks the true effective end to cartel slavery of Black people in the US. #juneteenth
the whiplash of seeing a movie i went in expecting to hate but ended up thoroughly enjoying (Backrooms), and seeing another movie that i was hoping would surprise me/be decent but failed spectacularly (Scary Movie)