McWhiskeyD*ck
@catchyusername93.bsky.social
33, PA USA based. College graduate, inventor, and I'm just here to blow off some steam
Shout out to the cute little thing I broke in between work calls a few years back. I miss having a desk pet to breed. It was our first time meeting and she was so desperate.
No bc creampie to celebrate the blue asteroid that wiped out the dinosaurs? I mean Republicans?
I'm so proud of my country tonight. Change is in the air.
If you're in the U.S., GO FUCKING VOTE! I'll be working the polls, don't tell me you know me from here 😅
They say "young and dumb and full of cum" but if you'll allow me, I can make you more full
I miss breeding someone so much, I threw off their PH 🤭
Not now kitten, Daddy's having an ongoing existential crisis
I'm not sure who needs to hear it but being an inventor is tough. Even when you end up with a product you like personally, you need to market it and get other people interested.
Kash Patel is probably at a bar rn pounding wild turkey. He might also be having a drink
I'll spend my $5,000 bribe on a blue vote in November since we're literally buying elections now.
This is your reminder to watch Lesbian Space Princess
I used to be able to suck my own dick. I'll just leave you with that image 😊
Who wants to watch me creampie a friend? I have to get her permission, ofc, before I share the video
First dates usually end with multiple creampies 🫠
I'm so glad I got a job working from home before the world started burning down.
So... I need $2,500 to put towards a marketing team for my patent. I wasn't going to post this here, but oh well.
