I truly believe that immediately after people who are experiencing their first day on earth leave the airport they head directly to the grounds of alexandria

every day a different streaming service I originally agreed to pay $14 for takes upwards of $20 out of my bank account. someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

Saw The Odyssey in IMAX last night. Seeing it in IMAX again tonight. Seeing it in 70mm on Sunday. I love being alive at the same time as Christopher Nolan

I am a single issue voter and that issue is severely restricting the sale of podcasting equipment

if you call yourself a thought leader in my presence I cannot be held responsible for my reaction

Was not expecting the Rob Reiner cameo in the second episode of Larry David's new show 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

finished 17776 for the first time last night. damn

I think some of the people who watch and subsequently post about the Pitt would perhaps feel more fulfilled watching Lost or something that actually warrants the level of scrutiny they are currently applying to a fairly standard medical drama

I love people who sign their Facebook comments. what if I started signing all of my social media posts? let me know! cheers, cathy

in case anyone was wondering I am precisely obnoxious enough to complain about the quality of Australian tomatoes vs Greek ones every time I encounter an uncooked tomato in Australia

just thought about the fact that there are probably people out there right now finding love on dating apps with chatgpt-written bios and got depressed

I think I’m the only person who remembers Scarlett Johansson’s album of Tom Waits covers. That’s probably for the best

man I really hope Peach isn't dead for good. I've been using it as my diary for the past decade :'(

Is there anywhere on this earth I can go where I won't be subjected to days of discourse about every action taken by Chappell Roan. I am willing to relocate if such a place exists

feeling french canadian af today (can’t stop listening to celine dion)

I'm going to go to this and interrupt every 5 minutes to ask him for $3

if someone only learned about america by watching tiktoks they would think it was illegal to eat food anywhere but inside your car

i’m obsessed with every lesbian i follow on instagram being at the matildas game tonight i love u guys

most of the internet is completely unbearable now because people are so addicted to feeling outraged that they turn the most inconsequential things into moral issues that they can then feel self-righteous about being on the right side of and irate at everyone else

just had the most confusing phone call with hsbc in which the customer service woman informed me that if I didn't fill out the form they'd sent me in order to close my account, they would be forced to close my account. which is what I want them to do. so why would I bother filling out the form.

On Thanksgiving, the immigrant children held at the Dilley detention center gathered in the gym for what they thought was a holiday feast. The kids salivated over a spread of turkey, sandwiches, pastries and pies, a family told me. But the food wasn’t for detainees — it was for the staff.

got really excited when I learned my dentist was from peru and showed her my capybara tattoo and now I’m worried she thinks I’m a weeb but for latin america

I cannot express just how much I wish I didn’t understand the sentence “Clavicular got brutally frame mogged by a frat leader at ASU”

every day they invent a new bravo housewife and pretend they’ve always been famous just to confuse me

as if he weren’t already having the best year ever, bad bunny can now include my my mother among his many fans. this is v exciting for him i’m sure

once again I am floored that people still agree to interviews with Chotiner but as someone who loves mess and a good interview, I am incredibly grateful that they do

chronically online test: does the sentence ‘hudson williams and mark carney are the new hobama’ make sense to you? if no, congratulations. if yes, you need to shoot your phone

I love that people think of me when they see capybaras, I’ve successfully trained my friends into sending me photos every time they go to the zoo and it’s great

it finally happened……. australian spelling looks weird to me now

how I’d be moving if I ever met François Arnaud

Scott Robertson@sarobertson.bsky.social · 7mo ago

FORD: "I love Quebecers. I don't know, there's some connection with myself and Quebecers. I gotta start learning French by the way, but, well, I just connect with them. Every time I meet people from Quebec, we connect."