i should draw an ammonite the only thing stopping me is the crushing weight of the world on my shoulders but i could probably work around that!

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: hi! im a burst appendix! :D i decided to cause major issues when cathryn was 4 years old!

Wigmeister@wigmeister69.bsky.social · 47m ago

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: In 2018 I got a 103 fever for 5 days and never found out why. An urgent care LRNP gave me an antibiotic day 3 that is known to make your joints have terrible pain after I looked it up. Stopped taking it and fever stayed, but also terrible joint agony 🫠

my manager had said to me "i take it you talk about [my son] a lot?" and i was like "yea?? i love that guy" i guess while my dad was working he was talking to my manager, and my dad was talking about how much i love my managers son lmao he's turning 12 in a few days, i met him when he was 1.5yo!!!

i am the color of a piece of printer paper

my manager said his son suddenly developed an anxiety that our solar system is gonna get sucked up by a black hole and i said to him, lots of galaxies, including ours, are actually orbiting supermassive black holes, and we're totally fine bubs, don't worry that did not help lmao

if i die young, bury me in my crocs lay me down in a bed of jibbitz

im like if a worm had depression

rebecca black predicted days such as this

i get really sad when i think about extinct species :'D life is so fragile, yet treated so badly we are just a tiny blip in the earths billions of years of history, and theres so much completely lost to time

if i could sleep all day, i would so sleepy honk shoo mimimi

i hate when pinterst alerts me that they're removing one of my pins for going against community guidelines i didn't even post it, i just saved it, why are you reprimanding me 😭

im completely horizontal, i haven't moved, yet im still super dizzy and lightheaded im wondering if one of the rides i got on with my nephew maybe gave me some super fun vertigo

im so tired, but i keep tossing and turning >:0

everyone always says "ya-hoo!" but no one ever asks "ha-yoo?"

missing left 4 dead right now

i survived the boardwalk my family turns every outing into a fight for my life :D

walking around the boardwalk like "hey guys im really light headed, i feel like i might pass out" but everyone else is too angry to care😔

im gonna go to the boardwalk with my family, just because my nephew really wants to get on this one rollercoaster, but aunt cathryn is the only one brave and cool enough to go on it with him pray 4 me tho cause everything makes me sick always anymore

just saw someone say "sexy is a state of mind, not a size" and that kinda made my brain recalibrate a lil bit

i am buttering this bread so fucking hard

its been just over a year since i started getting minimum 5 spam calls every day!! most of the time im getting around 8 or 9 tho i had to change my ringtone from a cruel angels thesis to something else, cause i was starting to hate it 😭😭

i bought a loaf of french bread earlier, so im about to have the most delectable bread and butter of my life

i love dolls i love creepy dolls i love barbies i love antique baby dolls with a mysterious and perhaps malicious past

so cold and tired,,,, if only,,,, the love of my life were here to keep me warm and take a nap with me

Lonely Batman Sits in Heavy Rain

Alt: Lonely Batman Sits in Heavy Rain batman sitting in a heavy rainstorm

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i know as soon as my nephew watching duties are over today, im going back to sleep 👏🏻

my fav part of waking up with chronic pain is figuring out which part of my body is gonna hurt the worst today keeps me on my toes unless my toes hurt, then i probably won't be on them

computah how to get serotonin

word of the day: john

i am so exhausted, and my body hurts so bad 😔 i need to sleep for 100 years

my dad has always worked hvac, and sometimes he would be given a company van to drive, and take home when my brother and i were 5/6, he had me climb up to the roof of the van with him, and said we should jump off together i jumped, he didnt, i got 2 sprained ankles and got sent to my room lmao