Why are so many gay guys going as cows for Halloween
Former Bear Activist
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a reluctantly acquired taste
I say “oh that’s cool” as I scroll by gay pornography on bluesky
Yuppie ass bitch mom just came into a semi empty alcoholics only dive bar with her two no necked monsters and said “trick or treat!” and then was mad the bartender didn’t have candy Ain’t even fucking Halloween
“I hate gay Halloween…” is no longer a funny joke format (if it ever was)
That one pretty gay guy (unfunny) and Mary Beth Barone want to be John Early and Kate Berlant soooooooeeeerrr bad
Googling “how to make balloon animal penis” from a government-issued device
lol just remembered how my best friend and I burned a bible in the parking lot after our last day of catholic school sorry 4 being #iconic
First it was dabbling in drag (mostly poorly) then it became dabbling in DJing (also poorly) I wonder what gay guys will come up with next
Egg salad for dinner and in bed by 9 kinda day if you catch my drift
Nothing but respect for gogos who can’t dance to save their lives
hung out with a bunch of gay guys we were all dressed Butch af
Dice are rolling im telling ya the knives are out
I’d like to teach Cardi B how to play Hearts of Iron IV I think we would both have a really good time
Grammy nomination voting ends tomorrow. So what’s your fav song on Confessions II
What’s a year’s supply of Boy Butter in your house? In mine it’s apparently 3 tubs a year. #whobefuckin #manmargerine
kinda gaggy basically no one at this point has any actual memory of WWI
Has any (gay) guy ever actually looked better with lip filler I’m serious I don’t think so
adding cream and sugar to my coffee enema this morning
You've got to admire the commitment to the bit. Have we heard from the current Orléanist pretender?
