"Adblockers are immoral" is the sort of thing Don Draper would say in the modern-day remake of Mad Men where Don has a iPad
Catsculptor
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Sunrise, Parabellum Packers, Brewers He/Him
Seeing so many people talking about Wisconsin feels weird. Why am I seeing big accounts saying my city's name?
the year is 2027. you wake up, sun looks weird again. in an encrypted messenger you discuss which liquids are best at shorting out the secret police's electric gloves. two rogue AIs are doing battle in your wi-fi enabled AC unit. treasury is doing something with the yen for the fourth time
Every time a video comes out of one of these ice goons freaking out and pointing their gun at someone I'm reminded of the line from Disco Elysium where the Deserter talks about seeing fear and power in the eyes of capital as it lets the mask of humanity slip in order to do unspeakable violence
poor guy got reduced to a souplike homogenate
Andrew Curry@andrewcurry.com · yesterdayThe man's skeletal injuries looked like a train hit him, but he died in 1304 CE. At #ppa26Berlin last week, @uniofbradford.bsky.social scientist Jo Buckberry concluded he was likely whacked by a flying boulder, making him the first confirmed trebuchet death in the archaeological record. @science.org
"BlueSky can't read" is undefeated in these replies
Cool Bike Art@coolbikeart1.bsky.social · yesterdayIf you live in a city you shouldn't have to own a car.
I’m learning that the people who gamified paragraphs are having trouble reading books. www.axios.com/2026/08/11/r...
Why would you want to read Last of the Mohicans on vacation? That's not exactly a book for lounging by the pool while sipping a cocktail
There was a swinger party at my regular bar last night, one guy was dressed like a samurai and another was wearing a USMC shirt, only talked about how he was a marine and stood at parade rest the whole night
He's typed 482-555-0100 into his phone
FinTwitter@fintwitter.bsky.social · 6d agoTRUMP ON MUNITIONS SUPPLY: WE HAVE UNLIMITED SUPPLY
"E-bikes are out of control!" a big account on here says. No, you're talking about kids on e-motos, not someone on a pedal assist e-bike that maxes out at 20 mph.
I'll never forget seeing Larry kill all those people at the 25th Tenkaichi Budokai
✪ A Somber Birthday Gray in Late August ✪@jongraywb.blacksky.app · 6d agoMe looking at all these food recalls and wanting a salad
There's something unsettling about seeing a WTYP episode under 2 hours long
And now we see what those "Vote blue no matter who" people REALLY meant
Every night my cat sleeps in another room or on the chair next to my bed, but then like clockwork, at 6am right when I have to get up she jumps into my bed and becomes the most hopelessly cuddly thing in the world
When they start saying "Donald J Trump" you know they've completely given in to the derangement, there's no more conversation to be had, they might as well be a wild animal at that point
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.TAPPER: Hold on -- hold on, 'cause I'm not done with the list of women who have accused you of violence. Are all three of them lying? REP. MAX MILLER: Yes. And I'm not getting out of the race because in 2016, President Donald J Trump faced the most extreme allegations in the world ...
Damn me, but all things are queer, come to think of ’em.
Living here. Buying a $150,000 pickup at 17% APR and never hauling anything in it. Strapping on a plate carrier and 3 guns to drive 45 minutes to the nearest Applebee's. That's the American dream, baby!
Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢@regimecpa.bsky.social · last wk.Love drone footage of new builds in exurban Texas, gives me a very particular kind of dread to look at that is hard to replicate with other photos.
