Not being funny, but I'd rather drink a pint of week-old cat piss than anything Jeremy Clarkson has been involved in
Action Shot 🐈⬛💬 bap 🐈💬 bap 🐈⬛💬 bap 🐈💬 bap 🐈⬛💬 bapbapbap 🐈💬 bapbapbapbapbapbap
Good news! With autumn well underway, it’ll soon be time to give your cats a good sniff when they come in from being outside and sigh “ahhh outdoor fresh” 🥰 🐈🐈⬛🐈⬛💬 get off us you wierdo
Look I know it’s way too early and all but will you take a look at these pigs in blankets
Omg EVERYONE look at this sheep and its perfect curls and nose. 🐑
Just had a quote through for over £500 to cut the hedge so it looks like I’m hedge cutting this weekend 😒
If a door is slightly ajar, you can guarantee that a pair of cats will appear from nowhere, one either side of the door and commence trying to bap each other through the gap
It's so comforting knowing that Trump and his best people are closely monitoring the activities of red diesel thieves in this country. Appreciate it, sir 🫡
Happy Blue Lights day 👮🏻♀️👮🏼 (I probably won’t watch it til tomorrow though)
At what point do we start referring to them as The Manchester City Crime Family? *opens “Woke Up This Morning” on Spotify*
Ugh, look, I loved Star Wars as a kid but GOD KNOWS we do not need MORE STAR WARS
Bored of the football now, write words and stuff ngl.link/crazycatman
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I like Ian Wright and he’s totally right about football being ruined by money and “too many games” but it’s a bit rich when he’s getting paid to commentate on a game in yet another Mickey Mouse money-spinning tournament