i know people say that authors will appreciate any comment and maybe i am just an outlier but like. i don't actually. appreciate comments that don't have anything to say about the work? like commenting on a story to ask about my personal life and then prompt a completely different story is not...

not the fic i was talking about in last post but ALSO been thinking soso hard about a little piece from the [hualian modern au snzfic] verse where hua cheng gets left alone with the cats for a couple days

wanting to talk about a fic concept (in case i never manage to write it) but also knowing that some (most) of the time, talking abt it scratches the urge to share and then it guarantees it never gets written......

set out to write 700 words or so this morning ended up with like 1900 o_o;; not sure how i'm feeling about it tho... to put it on ao3 or just thread it..... >.>;;;;

u ever write up a whole big thought that's been bothering you for ages and then immediately be like hmm that was deeply revealing maybe i shouldn't have even posted that but nevertheless i really needed to share it. anyway. www.tumblr.com/cattewife/82...

#cattedraws

catte@cattewife.bsky.social · 9mo ago

more from "and they were mutuals" verse; mischievous xie lian rubbing his poor allergic san lang's already itchy nose while making out.... with predictable results 🤭

requoting to tag some relevant art,,, #cattedraws

catte@cattewife.bsky.social · 9mo ago

anyway don't mind me just posting more unreleased art,,, [modern au / sneeze kink] hua cheng is having a rough go of it this allergy season o(TヘTo) but not to worry, xie lian will take good care of his san lang (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ) (and he might... have gotten a little more than he bargained for!)

i was gonna try to be poetic about this but no i'm just thinking abt facetouching and that takes me straight to -> xie lian touching hua cheng's (sensitive, wet, sneezy) nose 😳 or massaging the poor tender, swollen sinus areas (v careful around the missing eye!) if hc's having a cold/allergy flareup

so there's a dish i like to make which features some pretty common chinese stir-fry cooking techniques-- sichuan peppers are fried in oil to make it spicy, numbing, and fragrant, and then on TOP of that you put in garlic and MORE spicy peppers--

once again self-conscious to post multiple things over the course of one/a few days like ppl are gonna get tired of me,,, like ofc no one owes you interaction but i am sometimes a little torn up over like... the community where more ppl experience this fetish like i do (tumblr) is SO...

fics i want to exist but don't want to write (so cliffsnotes it is): postcanon ghost king hua cheng gets cursed or catches a Very sneezy cold, and xie lian (who has only seen him like, slightly feverishly sick before) is suddenly Overwhelmed with horny and doesn't know what's wrong with him

it's wuming wednesday on wulian week and i'm too busy to make anything new for it (TwT) so i thought i'd repost my fic/art from last year's wulian week (11/8/25) wretched little ghost [ sneeze kink, sick!wu ming, mess warning, pre-relationship | rated: T | word count: ~3500 ] #cattefic

fuck meeeeeee i don't wanna write the sex scene i wanted to fade to black or glance over it, i wanted to be done with this todayyyy, why am i getting ideas for the sex scene when i don't have energy to write it Right Now aaaaaa

bsky i did NOT say to post that thread yet fuuuuuck what key did i PRESS ?!???

[ sneeze kink, xl with the kink vibes ]  hualesbians modern au where xie lian wants to plan a surprise date for once!! she has the perfect idea, too: she just found out about a nearby cat cafe! unfortunately, as she's about to find out, hua cheng is very, very allergic.

me, suddenly inspired by hualesbians last night: maybe i'll just write a few hundred words this morning, just a drabble to exorcise the concept me, four hours later, sitting on 2.5k of the horniest words ever written and sliding the story over into part 2: hm. well. women, amirite

thinking about a week or two out of the season where specific pollen levels line up so bad it elevates hua cheng's allergy symptoms from "excessive sneezing and dripping" to "full-body misery" (o//w//o),,,

embarrassing question: is the thing where sometimes running pools at the tip of the nose and is almost unnoticeable until it drips (especially in a mask) a universal thing or is that a septum-piercing specific problem?

thinking about modern au hua cheng in his broke/wuming/tong'lu trials era, A/C broken so he has to have the windows open because otherwise it's sweltering but this is driving his allergies ~crazy~

[personal] roommate is gone for the week so i've just been like. reawakened to being horny but with no focus so i'm just rereading my own fics and wishing i had anything to add ^^;;;;

hey. hi. hello. can i talk about hualian being gross again for a second. back on my hualian sharing tissues thoughts. (intended to be in my modern au snzfic verse, so hua cheng has pretty severe allergies and xl has mostly the immune system of a tank)

i've never had real seasonal capital-a Allergies before this year and now it's suddenly the full "be fine -> go outside -> come back in and nose is running, sneezing, coughing" experience... this is mostly whatever except the coughing, which is awful. i need to inflict it on hua cheng immediately.

to sit on this outline in the vain hopes that i will ever get through writing it during my current dry spell or to just post the outline bc it's a banger concept and i don't want it to go totally to waste...... TT ^ TT;;;

sao@catwif3.bsky.social · 3mo ago

other people writing the same fic 7 times: yes i'm so glad i'm eating every one with a spoon me considering writing another variation on the same fic i've written at least 3 times: oh my god what is the point.

spent too long in the ulta on emergency hair conditioner quest and now i am consumed by thoughts of sensitive nose hua cheng in the beauty store (he's too much of a diva to be in and out but the heavy scents of perfume are /killing/ him) but i don't have time to devote to developing the idea ToT

hhHHHH okay ok gonna drop jiejie's herd cowhua allergy headcanon proposals from my drafts and then back to errands

i am trying SOOOO hard to stop needing reassurance/permission every time i want to post something but boYYYY do i sure get really embarrassed every time i have something to say more than like. once a week max like man. look at catte going on again about the same thing day after day >.>;;;;;;;

this lived rent-free in my head enough i went ahead and wrote up what was bouncing around about it ;3c [nsfw, #gegesHerd, sick!hua cheng, #cattefic] the scene: xie lian cuddling bull hybrid hua cheng while he has a cold, while bull hybrid san lang kneels between hc's legs to help with his milking.

deb@spffnity.bsky.social · 4mo ago

something something hc sneezing and his hips kicking and sl accidentally being made to deep throat and he makes this pathetic horny moo, face flushed and chin dripping and thats how they all (including sl) learn san lang mega fucks with that

had a hard time sleeping last night and started thinking abt bull hybrid san lang catching a nasty little autumn cold and sneaking into hua cheng's stall at night to cuddle bc he feels miserable,,,,, hua cheng woken up by this small bundle of elbows and knees insinuating himself into hc's warmth,,,,

[ sneezing, allergies, some mess ] thesis: #gegesherd au; the farm gets a new shipment of hay that's from somewhere else/different type of grass and san lang is So Allergic to it

catte@cattewife.bsky.social · 5mo ago

one day i will have time online again & actually post the little bits i have been writing on the plane but until then know that i am poised over the cows with my little perversion paw up like a cat abt to knock smth important off ur desk.....

one day i will have time online again & actually post the little bits i have been writing on the plane but until then know that i am poised over the cows with my little perversion paw up like a cat abt to knock smth important off ur desk.....