Kris DeMeza

@caydiem.bsky.social

Game designer with a penchant for the absurd. Currently Lead Content Designer on ~something.~ Cold Iron, Carbine, Trion, Blizzard previously. They/them.

Idea Guys like Molyneux are getting empowered by genAI right now, and they're learning, one by one, that their idea was never the valuable thing. True excellence comes from humans, with all their individual human experiences, coming together to make something greater than a single person's idea.

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I've seen a lot of love for Mass Effect and Dragon Age over the last couple days, with good reason. I love both of them very much, and they'll be studied for years to come. But I want to take a second to talk about a different BioWare experience: Playing Jade Empire as a terrible person.

Dang, the WoW Forever naming filter seems crazy restrictive. Even on the RP server, Blizzard shouldn't care if people want to make, say, Grimtotem characters - but even rando quest NPC names like 'Longbeard' seem to be blocked. C'mon, guys, I used to name NPCs. Don't lock these normal names away.

My D&D-themed Tomodachi Life island has gone from housing characters from across personal campaigns to characters from media, which means the BG3 companions are now around, which means I simply had to add a certain treasure to the pool:

A screenshot of Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream. It's night, and a Mii that looks like Shadowheart from Baldur's Gate 3 (pale skin, pointed ears, black hair done up in a segmented ponytail adorned with rings, wearing dark clothes) gazes raptly at the astral prism from the same game, a dark, metallic icosahedron emblazoned with runes glowing with orange light at the seams. Shadowheart is saying "An astral prism! Wonderful as always." Wyll is coming down the path in the background.

The whole DLSS 5 thing (which is bad and insulting) reminded me of this cheeky edges2cats compilation I did ages ago. Models only spit out results based on what their training data knows. If their model was only trained on realistic cats, for example, it can't understand your artistic intent.

a screenshot of edges2cats, an old image model trained to make a realistic textured cat from a line drawing, making patchwork fur-eyed abominations out of lineart of Felix the Cat, Garfield, Heathcliff, Stimpy, Sylvester the Cat, the Cheshire Cat, Snagglepuss, and Blaze the Cat.

There's something magical about having worked on a decades-long live project like WoW long ago. 18 years later, I can see two characters I willed into existence (because dammit SOMEONE had to explain how Tauren used the Light) as a part of the Vanguard. Look how my babies have grown~

A World of Warcraft screenshot depicting Aponi Brightmane, Sunwalker Chieftain: a female tauren with brown fur and downturned dark horns, wearing giant jawbones on her shoulders and sporting a glowing hammer. She kneels next to a small platter of food with the red and gold motifs of the Sunwell chamber in the background.A World of Warcraft screenshot depicting Tahu Sagewind, a male tauren in light colored robes with glowing yellow script on his overlarge pauldrons. A staff with an amber-colored floating orb is strapped to his back. Behind him are the red and gold motifs of the Sunwell chamber.

One of my favorite game mechanics that FEELS fancy but isn't is "swimming where water shouldn't be." Mechanically, swimming is just a traversal method in a defined volume with a camera effect - it doesn't have to obey gravity. But there's still a li'l magic when you swim in a suspended bubble.

I once, over a decade ago, had a team I was on split up because there were "too many vaginas on it." (There were three femme-presenting folk on it out of five. Oh no, not a majority!) This stuff still happens. Call it out when you see it. ESPECIALLY if you're a cishet dude. Help folk. Please.

Geneviève Routhier@genrouthier.bsky.social · 2y ago

yes, and organizing things but never forget, with a smile! (Yes, someone once reprimanded me for "not smiling and being nice" during a meeting)

It's not Christmas if I'm not overcommitting on baking! (Gingerbread and chocolate cookie doughs are in the fridge, peppermint bark is broken apart and done. Tomorrow is the day of YEAST where I make japanese milk bread and swedish coffee bread.)

Finished Indiana Jones and the Great Circle. What a rollicking good time that was. If I'd cared less about collectibles I would have had a better time, I think - the game is at its best when you're rolling with story and not looking to complete your stone dildo collection.

Every so often I am reminded of my time as an unpaid volunteer on EverQuest, where if I'd desired it, I could have not only killed just about anyone with my god-tier characters, but turned any player into an NPC-flagged entity that was killable and a little lootable. Early MMO days were buckwild.

Didn't end up posting my hot #DragonAge takes after finishing Veilguard, so here's the deal, as spoiler-free as I can make them. It's a very pretty game with a lot of wonderful performances, and absolutely zero teeth. No friction that isn't sanded away quickly.

I interviewed a QA gentleman today who I had never previously spoken with, but our work histories indicate he absolutely had to deal with my associate designer crimes. "Your name looked familiar." Yessir don't worry about it I'm sure it's a coincidence let's not examine it further

For @adanine.bsky.social - in Ancient Times, a player named Mashara posted a parody of Eminem's "Stan" to the WoW forums and I responded as a blue poster. It has long since been lost to Blizz's several forum revamps, but guild forums live on, so here you go. Mashara's original post:

A forum post that reads:
"Dear Mrs-I'm-Too-Good-To-Write-Or-Respond-To-My-Blizzard-Fans,
this'll be the last Post I ever write to your Tauren ass
It's been 2 minutes and still no response - I don't deserve it?
I know you saw my last thread;
I wrote the word "BLUE" in the title perfect
So this is my last post I'm sending you, I hope you click on it
I'm living with my mom right now, I turn 42 next Sunday
Hey Caydiem, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to install EQ2?
You know that movie by the guild PALS FOR LIFE, "Leeroy Jenkins"
about that guy who coulda saved his party from dying
but didn't, then when the chums "stuck to the plan" they still wiped?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from wiping
Now it's too late - I'm on a 1000 hour MC run without my item
and all I wanted was a blue response or an Unyielding maul
I hope you know I ripped ALL of my blizzard posters off the wall
I love you Caydiem, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your Blizzard co-workers are in anguish and you can't BREATHE without me
See Caydiem; *screaming*
Shut up Mom! I'm trying to type!
Hey Caydiem, that's my mom knocking on my door
but I didn't talk back to her, I listened, see I ain't like you
cause if she goes away I won't have to get a job and I can play too
Well, gotta go, Wow's almost done uninstalling now
Oh @#$%, I forgot, how am I supposed to to get my Obsidian Edged Blade back?"

Had an intro appointment with a psychiatrist where after an hour she said I treat my own brain like a puzzle that needs solving and goddamn I have never had anyone call me out that hard so damn quick

I have been keeping an eye on Twitter (what can I say, the community manager parasite in my brain that craves social media trend observation will never die) and it is telling just how QUIET it is on my feed now. I hope folk continue to bail on the shallow husk of what once was.

Something I keep tripping on in the new #DragonAge is one of timing: that is, the need to time your quest-related walk-and-talk convo to the timeframe it takes for the player to walk to the next place the characters will talk. It gets interrupted CONSTANTLY, even when not sprinting.

About 5 hours into DA: Veilguard. Beautiful game, and the combat feels decent. The ramp to choice is slow (I just hit one now) and I imagine the very linear nature of those 5 hours might make some folk bounce off - but I'm enjoying it despite the rails. My Rook is a reckless, quippy fella.

A screenshot from Dragon Age: The Veilguard. A brown-skinned dwarven man with short, pulled-back black hair, well-groomed, angular beard and curled up moustache stands, arms akimbo, with a slight smile. He wears faded purple pants with gold accents and a scant leather vest, patterned in a dragon scale motif, revealing his washboard abs.