everything in here was $4,000

(guy who owns a vacation house voice) It’s not even that cool. It’s pretty small. The air conditioning doesn’t work that well. I’d rather stay in a hotel, honestly, but what are you going to do. It’s more trouble than it’s worth. A metaphorical albatross around my neck. We go about 100 days a year

swerving across four lanes of traffic to get a photo of a car with the vanity plate “BOFA”

do we have war tomorrow

I’m sick of Artificial Intelligence. Why not Artificial Wisdom? Artificial Charisma? you get it

frankly the most annoying part of my day every day is encountering someone who is on here “for liberal politics” so I am actually in favor of expanding our reach. we gotta bring over like, those guys who get horny for old elevators

The supposed public health benefits of anti-smoking laws have destroyed our national character, replacing the once-dignified silhouette of a cigarette butt discarded in a gas station urinal with the cold, clinical profile of the spat-out Zyn

going TERF is like the fentanyl of prejudices. you can’t just dabble in it and return to normal life, you gotta double, triple, quadruple down until you’re trying to get a hit on a podcast with isabel brown

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d ago

Sophie Cunningham is getting booed every time she touches the ball here in Minneapolis

meeting someone new

I’ve had to learn about so many straits and passes in the last few years. what I would give for an unbothered plain

PROSECUTOR: On October 25th of 2024 did you post “I definitely could, and absolutely would” push my client into a pool? ME: That was unrelated. PROSECUTOR: Unrelated to the alleged assault? DEFENSE: Objection, my client can’t poss- ME: (leaning closer to the microphone) Unrelated post, your majesty.

where are those minimalist guys at now, anyway? did they evaporate

my job (responding to slack messages) is harder than war

to a product owner, every single step between having the idea and shipping it is a burdensome waste of time

Geoff Brumfiel@gbrumfiel.bsky.social · 5d ago

BREAKING: Google has rolled back its tool less than a day after it launched. Updated story coming soon.

ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil

elon musk will not rest until every one of his many failing companies are merged with the Official App of CSAM

George Pearkes@peark.es · 6d ago

So $SPCX swallowing $TSLA is absolutely happening. www.wsj.com/business/aut...

I’m (obviously) voting for Hong but it’s really funny how far the other candidates are going to deny being the establishment pick. I’m not the establishment! I’m just a career politician endorsed by the current democratic governor!

Living in a neoliberal dystopian hellscape@breakify.bsky.social · 6d ago

Liberals will always choose fascism over socialism.

really enjoyed the breadth of household language options in our school district’s new student information system. on þyssum hūse sprece wē Englisc 😤

just saw someone hit a curb so hard their tire popped. the hottest girl in the world

it’s fine. if the bottom layer collapses in our house of cards the government will simply bail us out before we’re affected

the unceasing psychosexual obsession rich assholes have with considering themselves the underdog in a society that, 9999 times out of 10,000, serves solely their interests and material comforts, if harnessed, could provide unlimited clean energy and usher in an unprecedented era of economicstability

Freakbeat Takeshi@fullykrausened.bsky.social · 7d ago

We're assembling a team of the weirdest looking think tank ghouls to fight the communist menace.

I hope she never gets out

dillo (yc)@dillo.media · last wk.

got u kingo

it's kind of funny that only greek people get to claim ancient greece as their heritage. there were like 100 people back then. half of america probably descended from the guy who invented olive oil

my daughter‘s new bit is pouring out her entire cup of milk onto the floor while looking directly at me and asking “happy like it?”

instead of having to take psychic damage from your phone you should be able to opt in to an offering of blood

the business burger is a powerful totem of american capital. kingdoms rise and fall between each bite

I built a time machine to ask Homer what he thought of Christopher Nolan's Odyssey adaptation and he just gave me an annoyed grunt

abolish mondays