Cee.
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I only talk to Black people. Comedienne in my head. Everything here is a bit in progress. $CeeNCrumpets
That dude be weird as hell all the time. And then he always says my wife is dead afterwards. It's time we take it to hell!
This is the type of behavior that made your wife want to die on you. I'm glad she's free.
You can't even begin to understand how much I really don't care what a middle aged side toothless nigga who got with a poor old white gay man has to say about ANYTHING regarding class. 🤣🤣
Jocelyn Benson really had her race called at exactly 9:00 p.m.. T The polls closed at 8:00. That's How bad she beat that white man 🤣🤣🤣 Like the margin is 991k and RISING
So I will be attending the Southern AIDS Coalition S.O.S. (Saving Ourselves Symposium) Conference August 20th - 23rd here in ATL. Which is an annual conference to help empower LGBTQIA+ in the South. If you’re interested in attending please register! southernaidscoalition.org/sos-conferen...
SOS Conference - Southern AIDS Coalition
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Did I tell y'all last week about how the girl that was waxing my coochie told me about her best friend's fiance's deformed dick? I think the problem is the boys don't have intimate service providers to gossip with. Y'all need to start getting that Boosie Boochie waxed or a full set or something.
Doing all of this for a man that's still going to cheat on you.
Very Old Pic of D. Gray@blurbette.blacksky.app · 5h agoI be so torn when moms that have children with autism post videos of them doing something funny because I never want my laughter to make someone feel bad...
We need to talk about who he got out of there! I'm so happy we pulled this one together but I really think that older Black people just needed somebody Black to vote for and they never had one against that man
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 6h agoWASHINGTON (AP) — Donavan McKinney wins Democratic nomination for U.S. House in Michigan's 13th Congressional District.
When people say they wouldn't wish something on their worst enemy, that's how I know they not really your worst enemy cuz I think of different cruel shit to wish upon mine. I don't like a fake hater and a fake eater. They both the same to me
I am a baddie with acid reflux and I have given up coffee for the past 2 weeks to see if it would make a difference and I am shocked to say that listening to my doctor works, I don't know if I would recommend it, however.
This show is actually full of great takes but this might be the greatest and I'm not going to tell y'all why I have the feelings and the laughter that I have but just know this man is special and he knows exactly what he was saying and doing LOL
𝐦𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐤𝐨 & 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧@quietblkgrl.blacksky.app · 7h agoOkay this was funny (absolutely right about the pet thing)
Big things are happening in the Mitten!!
Taniel@taniel.bsky.social · 14h agoAbdul El-Sayed has won, NBC News says. And there are other wins for the left in Michigan: —William Lawrence wins his U.S. House primary. —A DSA-backed candidate is leading a Democratic incumbent for state House. —Abbas Alawieh, co-founder of Uncommitted, leads for state Senate.
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They are phasing out Google Assistant and they are about to start making me use Gemini. And now I'm trying to find out how I can remove both from my phone because I don't want to deal with it. I just want my phone back doing the very very basics that it did when I had a G1. Maybe my HTC Evo.
I feel like we used to also value ownership of your own brand, not just taking over someone else's.
Kotaku@kotaku.com · yesterdayWell, I guess Electronic Arts belongs to Saudi Arabia, private equity, and Jared Kushner now. https://kotaku.com/electronic-arts-officially-belongs-saudi-arabia-jared-kushner-now-2000721666
It is cheaper for me to buy two lawn seats to see kehlani than it is for me to buy one.
When y'all be calling y'all baby daddies ugly, was he ugly before he was busting that nut in you or not until afterwards?
Do you have keys to your parents house and can you go over there without calling? Somebody just told me that I was weird because I mentioned not needing to call to go home LOL.
There is nothing worse than seeing something that you want and then seeing that the only place that has it is a shady ass website called Garvee
Shrimp fra diavolo. Spicy and bold, yet comforting. Also a pain in the ass(hole).
Katie Softcore in Motion 🫶🏾💖🫂@spicynocajun.bsky.social · yesterdayIf you were a pasta dish what would you be?
If you work from home and you home right now, get up and do a little clean on your house.
I've been finding out that some of my co-workers have been logging on at midnight and 3:00 a.m. on weekends to do work and I don't know if they are trying to get ahead or catch up but there is no way
Michigan, don't forget to go vote today! We want our girl Jocelyn for governor, Abdul for Senate, Aisha for congress and I'm going Moneka as my local judge!!