Well, it finally happened - someone decided to pay me for my work! 💰 Originally published in Weekly Humorist. @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social #booksky weeklyhumorist.com/im-a-backyar...
Celina
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Historian 📚 Nerd 👓 Sometimes scribe ✒️ celinawrites.com https://medium.com/@m.celina.39
OK, if losers who refer to Christopher Nolan’s The Odyssey as inaccurate due to the racial/sexual backgrounds of its actors aren’t also pronouncing it “HAWD-uh-see,” they are posers and their opinions are invalid. There, I (a nerd with two quarters of ancient Greek under my belt) said it. #booksky
How is baseball season half over? 🧢 New sports themed writing out today! "Who Said It: Movie Gangster or Baseball Coach?" You be the judge. #booksky medium.com/participatio...
Who Said It: Movie Gangster or Baseball Coach?
Who loves ya, kid?
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Despite being a Hispanic woman my reading list indicates I am, in fact, an old white man 📚 #booksky @aaknopf.bsky.social
It's so nice having creative friends who support you (and who are excellent writers! Go check out Celina's work!
Celina@celina39.bsky.social · 3mo agoIt's incredible to see my friend's work published! 🥲 Such beautiful art and insight. Be proud, you talented lady! @alyillo.bsky.social @pencilmagazine.bsky.social #booksky
It's incredible to see my friend's work published! 🥲 Such beautiful art and insight. Be proud, you talented lady! @alyillo.bsky.social @pencilmagazine.bsky.social #booksky
THIS sad sack, Alexander H. Stephens, had the audacity to look in the mirror and STILL be a white supremacist. Couldn’t make this up.
Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865). Cheers, 1982-1993
a man in a suit and tie is standing next to another man in an office
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing next to another man in an office
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Seanan McGuire@seananmcguire.bsky.social · 4mo agoQuote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865) My Little Pony generation one (1982-1995)
I knew my history degree would come in handy one day 😉 New work published in The Belladonna Comedy! 👑 thebelladonnacomedy.com/medieval-cro...
Hey, baseball season is next week! ⚾️ What a fine time for my baseball-themed piece to be released into the world. Originally published in Participation Trophy Sports Humor. medium.com/participatio...
The Patriot’s Guide to Watching Baseball With a Non-American
Let me root, root, root for America! If they don’t win, we’re all doomed
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Thought I'd do something nice for my mental health and plan when to plant my tulip bulbs. Turns out I can't look up my plant hardiness zone without the USDA pathetically forcing me to read their claim that we are experiencing a "Radical Left Democrat shutdown" 🤔 Should I believe them??
Today, for the first time, my writing is officially published 💗 It is in Slackjaw, a humor publication found on Medium. You can read it by signing up for an account here: medium.com/slackjaw/a-d... This is big. This is exciting. And I'm grafeful. Plenty more where that came from 👊🏽
A Day In The Life Of An Unappreciated AI Assistant
May I show you how desperately you need me?
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No. No. No. Gross. No. Florida plans to end all state vaccine mandates, including for children to attend schools - www.reuters.com/business/hea...
Florida plans to end all state vaccine mandates, including for children to attend schools
Florida's surgeon general, Joseph Ladapo, announced plans on Wednesday to end all state vaccine mandates, including for children to attend schools, likening the mandates to "slavery."
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Protect what's yours! ✊🏽 Public broadcasting is essential - in some parts of the country, it is the ONLY accessible information broadcasting. Don't let them disenfranchise us!
Protect My Public Media
Take a stand for the local stations and programs you love.
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Not even trying to hide it anymore. I am deeply ashamed and infuriated. Rubio says US will start revoking visas for Chinese students reut.rs/3FdzBwx
US says it will start revoking visas for Chinese students
U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio said on Wednesday the United States will start revoking visas of Chinese students, including those with connections to the Chinese Communist Party or studying in critical fields.
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Rubio says US will start revoking visas for Chinese students reut.rs/3FdzBwx
Rubio says US will start revoking visas for Chinese students
U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio said on Wednesday the United States will start revoking visas of Chinese students, including those with connections to the Chinese Communist Party or studying in critical fields.
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Disrupt these ghouls! They work so hard for years to create a circus atmosphere but wish to maintain order and decorum? Feck that. Make noise. Make so much noise that they can't even hear themselves and their pathetic groveling.
Reuters@reuters.com · last yr.Republican US House Speaker Mike Johnson ordered Democratic lawmaker Al Green removed from the House chamber during President Trump's address to Congress, saying he violated decorum by standing during the speech reut.rs/4knMNOW
Republican US House Speaker Mike Johnson ordered Democratic lawmaker Al Green removed from the House chamber during President Trump's address to Congress, saying he violated decorum by standing during the speech reut.rs/4knMNOW
Democratic lawmaker removed from Trump speech to Congress
Republican U.S. House of Representatives Speaker Mike Johnson on Tuesday ordered Democratic lawmaker Al Green removed from the House chamber during President Donald Trump's address to Congress, saying he violated decorum by standing during the speech.
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