Good morning! The horrors persist but so do you 💪

Bringing a book to Rat Fest because I'm Not Like Other Girls. The book is "How to Win Friends and Influence People". I am reading it upside down. You are in love with me.

Wake up gamers, Rat Fest 2 lineup just dropped

Realizing that spinach dip is less about the spinach, and more about justifying the (very normal and human) need to consume an entire dish of melted cheese.

I miss her so much (she's in Michigan) (and I'm in Ohio)

I love music bands

Finally listening to Cheekface and my brain chemistry has been altered. Perhaps forever.

Come polka with us!

My roommate had a dream that I was writing an opera based on The Bachelorette. Considering it, ngl

Inside of me there are two wolves. One is a Midwest Mom, the other is Midwest Emo. They both secretly want to bring fresh-baked cookies to the house show

MUPPET SCIENCE! MUPPET SCIENCE! MUPPET SCIENCE!

Kermitment - A Muppets Podcast@kermitment.com · 2y ago

"Are all Muppets aliens?" "What is the difference between a shrimp and a king prawn?" "Do rainbows actually have anything to hide?" This week on Kermitment, we're throwing all of our Muppet science questions at @hankgreen.bsky.social! Listen now at Kermitment.com or in the usual podcast places.

BG Porchfest lineup, in no particular order. Note the Coolest Polka Band in Northwest Ohio. See yall May 31st 😎

This, but the time my roommate saw I had left my phone on the couch and brought it to me while I was at work. I love all the forms love can take

Joseph Fasano@josephfasano.bsky.social · 2y ago

Valentine's Day doesn't have to be about the big spectacle. Whether you're with someone or with your own good self, stay true to the story you want, unfolding in its own time.

Thinkin' about going up to Ann Arbor for another open mic sometime soon

make music with your friends

There are only five other Celines that I am aware of, both living and deceased. If your name is secretly Celine and you've been lying to me this whole time, please let me know so I can update the count.

Of all the news I could've gotten this morning, Mandy Patinkin playing a concert in Findlay was perhaps the least expected

Wonder who the C is on the first day. I hope it's Coldplay 🤩

Beautiful Rat Records@beautifulrat.bsky.social · 2y ago

First person to guess full lineup (who I haven't already leaked it to) gets free tickets :)

Cursed for my hubris (tendonitis)

Yall it's February 3rd, we gotta congratulate that reporter guy on breaking the time loop

So stoked to spend my birthday at the Swarmyard with some of the coolest people I know 🥰

Beautiful Rat Records@beautifulrat.bsky.social · 2y ago

RAT FEST 2025 HOUSE SHOW @ THE SWARMYARD MAY 2ND, DONATION BASED HOWARDS ON MAY 3RD, TICKET BASED Lots of cool locals, touring label artists, many friends, should be fun!!! Announcement SOON hopefully!! Just waiting to hear back from like 3 people

What do u know You're just a polka man In a polka band You've got a polka plan

a cat named Costco.

You're in their DMs, I've moved the conversation offline and we're having a business meeting at a local coffee shop. We are discussing repertoire for our next gig. We are playing exclusively polka.

Funny how this app is called bluesky and the real life sky is blue. Cant be a coincidence. Will be doing more research…

dr pepper and mr hyde

Trying to re-work my bio for the website & streaming platforms. Suddenly a stranger to myself.