Celine

@celiniezucchini.bsky.social

Dog lover & owner but crazy cat lady at heart, avid reader, politics, movies/tv, have a degree in history that I don't use, best friend of Spencer the Spaniel, Bob's Burgers enthusiast, follow me on letterboxd: https://boxd.it/83DR

Spencer was sleeping in a completely different room so I decided I could fold this giant blanket and put it away. Spencer came out of nowhere to 'help' by sitting, the lying, on top on the blanket.

Reddish golden cocker spaniel with white spot on his chest sitting on a giant blue and white striped blanket

RIP to my beautiful niece, Marmalade. You were the mean girl kitty that the middle school kid inside of me was desperate to befriend. I'm so glad that I did get some years on friendship in. You were a great kitty and I'm glad you're no longer in pain.

a beautiful elderly long haired orange cat lying on an orange blanket on a grey couch

GIVEAWAY! Dead Weight is coming out next week and to celebrate I'm giving away two copies that have been personally bitten by Uggi and will be personally signed by me and shipped to the winners wherever they live! To enter just like and share this post and I'll select the winners on May 26th!

Uggi the dog next to my hand, holding a copy of Dead Weight Two copies of Dead Weight with teethmarks

Apparently I am the only person who really hated Sean Penn in One Battle After Another. And I do not mean his character. I mean his performance. I really wanted Lindo or Skaarsgard to win. Also, this whole show feels flat and uninspired. #oscars

Sunday night dinner will be a piece of chicken fried steak short tonight due to a sneaky spaniel. He is unrepentant and says we always forget to get him a plate of food at dinner so he took matters into his own paws.

reddish golden cocker spaniel with white chest looking directly into the camera

I'm watching the new Superman and my first thought is James Gunn is obviously a dog owner. I know people talk about their dogs being sweet to them when they're sick, but mine is much more likely to jump on me and try to get me to play with him just like Krypto.