HAPPY MARKET DAYS! TONIGHT IS SLEAZE HAUS FEATURING CATALYST AND KNOCKTOPUSS WITH SURPRISE DANCERS IN THE CAGE ALL NIGHT LONG. COME SAVOR CHICAGO'S SLEAZIEST BACK BAR RIGHT IN THE HEART OF BOYS TOWN, A BLOCK AWAY FROM MARKET DAYS. #GETINHERE #MARKETDAYS

The Floor will open again 11.7.26 What will your load count be? @cellblockchi.bsky.social

Dust off those varsity jackets, dry clean those plaid slacks, and everyone bring extra tighty whities. Nerds vs Bullies returns to the legendary @cellblockchi.bsky.social on Saturday October 10!

HAPPY MARKET DAYS EVE AND WELCOME TO CHICAGO! OUR FULL MARKET DAYS LINE-UP CAN BE FOUND HERE: cellblockchi.com/market-days-... #GETINHERE

CPP: Chicago Pit Party 8.29 Pit Boss: Your Girlfriend @yourgirlfriendxxx.bsky.social 📍 the legendary @cellblockchi.bsky.social #pits #sweat #gaypits #sweatyjockstraps #sweatysocks #dudescent

HAPPY SUNDAY BUNDAY CHICAGO! Join us for our most fun and…free spirited day and night every week: Sunday Bunday.  SPECIAL GUEST DJ: Gaudy God! All vinyl disco and house set SURPRISE DJ SET by Zack from Sunday Bunday! No cover charge. Complimentary clothing check opens at 3 p.m. #GETINHERE

Saturday, August 1 8 p.m. Pets, Pups, Handlers, Cats, Otters, Bears, and all manner of furry creatures are called to the dance floor! Dance with us at Animal House! A Queer pet and pup dance party. 2 DJs Vanquish & TheoCratic 1 Host JP Lucas No cover. Free clothing and gear check.

TONIGHT! UNCUT LATIN AT CELL BLOCK. RAW LATIN, ALL NIGHT LONG. DJS BIRDO BEAVERHOUSEN AND AUSTIN JAMES. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES. #GETINHERE #LOLLA #LOLLAPALOOZA

CPP Chicago Pit Party Pit Boss: @yourgirlfriendxxx.bsky.social Aug 29 Only at the legendary @cellblockchi.bsky.social

HAPPY SUNDAY BUNDAY, TIGHTY WHITIES EDITION! GET THOSE UNDIES OUT AND HEAD ON OVER TO YOUR LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK CHICAGO. BACKBAR OPEN 3PM - 2AM. #GETINHERE

HE IS IN THE CAGE. @JPHardyXXX HE IS HORNY!

HAPPY SATURDAY! THE CHICAGO DEBUT OF TREASURE TRAIL HAPPENS TONIGHT AT THE LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK CHICAGO. BEATS BY KNOCKTOPUSS. THIS IS A DO NOT MISS WARNING! #GETINHERE

IT'S A LIGHTS OUT BACKBAR PARTY TONIGHT AT YOUR LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK CHICAGO, FEATURING THE VERY TALENTED DJ AUSTIN JAMES. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. CHEAP DRINKS. #GETINHERE

SEE YA'LL TODAY AT SUNDAY BUNDAY DICKSCO EDITION! 3PM - 2AM. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINHERE

TONIGHT IS A VERY SPECIAL TRASH'D FEATURING BLU 9 + SWAN. DO NOT KEEP IS CLASSY TONIGHT... WE'RE MAKING IT TRASHY. #GETINHERE

SATURDAY NIGHT.... A SPECIAL EDITION TRASH'D PARTY FEATURING BLU 9 + SWAN. COME GET TRASH'D WITH US. #GETINHERE

ARRRROOOOOOOOO! JOIN US FOR PET AND HANDLER NIGHT AT THE LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK. HOSTED BY PUP JP LUCAS AND MUSIC BY PUP VANQUISH. COME GIVE OR GET A BONE TONIGHT. #GETINHERE

🚨BIG WEEKEND ALERT🚨 FRIDAY: RUFF TRADE SATURDAY: BEAR UNION SATURDAY: TRASH'D (BLU 9 + SWAN) SUNDAY: SUNDAY BUNDAY DICKSCO #GETINHERE

HAPPY THIRSTY THURSDAY! WHILE THE MEN ARE SMOKING HOT INSIDE THE CELL, WE PROMISE IT'S SMOKE FREE INSIDE. COME TAKE REFUGE WITH US TONIGHT. #GETINHERE

WHO SAYS THE WEEKEND HAS TO END ON SUNDAY? JOIN US TONIGHT FOR FLESHSHESH. DARK MEAT BEATS BY DJ BIRDOPRAXIS IN THE BACKBAR. COME, TASTE AND SEE. #GETINHERE

Another fantastic night at @cellblockchi.bsky.social Save the date: the next party will be October 10th!

HAPPY SUNDAY BUNDAY CHICAGO!! IT'S POWER PUMP 80'S PARTY AT SUNDAY BUNDAY TODAY. COME PUMP IT UP WITH US. 3PM - 2AM. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. GOOD VIBES. #GETINHERE

HAPPY SATURDAY KINKSTERS! WE HAVE TWO SIGNATURE EVENTS TONIGHT FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION. NERDS VS BULLIES AND JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF URANUS, OUTER SPACE DISCO IN THE BACK BAR. IT'S GONNA GET CRAZY! NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINHERE COME EXPLORE URANUS.

🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨 THE LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK CHICAGO ANNOUNCES FULL MARKET DAYS 2026 SCHEDULE. YOU'LL THANK US LATER. #GETINHERE FULL DETAILS HERE: cellblockchi.com/market-days-2026

WE HAVE A VERY SPECIAL CHEMISTRY PARTY BY DJ AUSTIN JAMES TONIGHT, DELIVERING CHICAGO HOUSE ALL NIGHT LONG. BACK BAR. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. NO BULLSHIT. #GETINHERE

NO ONE DOES THIRSTY THURSDAY LIKE THE LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK. SEE YOU TONIGHT. #GETINHERE

This Saturday at @cellblockchi.bsky.social the nerds and the bullies come out to play. Which side on your on? See you at 9!

HAPPY SUNDAY BUNDAY ONE AND ALL. JOIN US TODAY FOR A SPECIAL SUNDAY BUNDAY SUMMER HEAT EDITION. IT'S GONNA BE A HOT ONE. 3PM - 2AM. NO COVER. FREE CLOTHES CHECK. #GETINHERE IF YOU WANNA SEE THE HEAT COME SEE THE MEAT!

You’re free-er on July 5! 🌞12:30-3:00 Sunday Fuck Club pop up play party. Tix at door. 🌞3:00-close: Sunday Bunday Summer Heat with guest DJ Adaptojake & a special late night DJ set from Zack. Only at the legendary @cellblockchi.bsky.social

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY. COME JOIN US FOR THE "FIREWORKS" AT LOAD TONIGHT AT YOUR LEGENDARY CELL BLOCK CHICAGO. #GETINHERE