Grinch Mean Time starts as soon as Christmas music is playing in major retailers
Overheard at C&EN
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A curated selection of out-of-context nonsense spoken and Slacked by the newsroom of scientists and science-adjacent punks at @cenmag.bsky.social. Any views expressed are those of a couple of chaos muppets on the science team, not our employer.
An Alloy is when one metal helps another metal through some tough times
Should we talk about the great tomato berry controversy
I just like to know where people are coming from. In a non-creepy way. Just a data sort of way.
I had heard so much about Jimothy that I forgot it was a raccoon. I thought it was just a Jimothy
I feel the need to clarify based on the last 2 posts that C&EN staff are not currently at an aquarium! But we wish we were!
Overheard at C&EN@censays.bsky.social · 2w agoI thought I had a moment with someone by the jellyfish tank but I think it was just the wonder of watching jellyfish
I thought I had a moment with someone by the jellyfish tank but I think it was just the wonder of watching jellyfish
That's on me for automatically assuming unhinged email writers are men
It's just astrology for old men. Remember that whenever you deal in business jargon
I'm showing my propensity towards old man hobbies and behaviors
Another folksy aphorism brought to you by my folksy aphorism collection
I have to go deal with a retiree who's living his best life