Great news! We only torched 80% of our missile interceptors. That leaves a full 20% for the next war. Which starts Tuesday. Relax. Raytheon’s on it. Delivery date: 2031. P.S. Duck.
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Like all cults before them MAGA has traded thinking for belonging. Only in America could a thing this despicable fail so spectacularly upwards. It's death will be a celebration for the ages. 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
Van Jones is on CNN pretending AIPAC is some victim and Abdul is evil for wanting to embargo them after they livestreamed a genocide.
California’s minimum wage is MORE THAN DOUBLE the federal minimum wage, AND we're raising it in January. Meanwhile, Trump's biggest concern right now is his botched Reflecting Pool project. We are not the same.
Secret Service agents are trained to take bullets for a president but not this shit
Anthony Fauci had growing disillusionment with Donald Trump in the first year of the Covid-19 pandemic, branding the president ‘rambling,’ ‘crazy,’ ‘desperate,’ ‘bumbling,’ ‘incompetent,’ ‘an idiot,’ ‘a true embarrassment,’ ‘totally nuts’ and ‘truly an obnoxious adolescent."
Fauci Was Disillusioned with ‘Rambling, Crazy’ Trump
"Diary entries released by a Republican senator in an attempt to damage Anthony Fauci also show the former top U.S. government science adviser’s growing disillusionment with Donald Trump in the first ...
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Richard Gere: “ Trump uses the same words that Hitler did.”
“It’s almost as laughable as accusing Fox News of being news.” .. (Miss Piggy, 'The Muppets') .. (cartoon David Horsey) #politics
Ketamine freak has completely lost what’s left of his mind because there’s a Black lady in a fictional movie.
The Iranian Embassy posted a video of Trump getting the hook at the World Cup.
The toxic influencer who has made "hyper-masculinity" his brand was arresting wearing Doris Day clam-digger slacks and a kicky purple blouse.
The irony of Trump saying he was going to show evidence the 2020 election was stolen from him, only to release a document showing Russia helped him, is priceless! He’s such a moron. 😎✨
Paramedics Praised For Being Too Late To Save Lindsey Graham
Paramedics Praised For Being Too Late To Save Lindsey Graham
WASHINGTON—Emphasizing that every second counted during a cardiac episode, doctors on Monday praised first responders for being too late to save Lindsay Graham from an aortic dissection. “Paramedics h...
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