Justin Cerenzia

@cerenz.bsky.social

Academic DJ. These views are my own. Who else could they belong to? My BlueSky feed is large. It contains multitudes. #GoBirds I write somewhat regularly over at The Academic DJ Substack: https://open.substack.com/pub/cerenz

This kid has had himself a whole ass weekend. -30 yard TD run on Friday at flag football -2 goals in his soccer game on Saturday -2nd consecutive win in his running series on Sunday. (We’ve got another one. And he might be the best one.)

Did we inexplicably lose our 3rd in a row today? Yes. But some late season honeydew and cantaloupe are ready, so it’s not all terrible. (Gave one to the squirrels. Not pleased.)

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my 4-way FanDuel parlay today is: 💸 Your wife will be mad at you 🤑 You eat something that is questionable 💰 Your team makes your ass itch 💵 At 6 p.m. you get hit with a wave of despair because tomorrow in Monday, bitch

GAAAAME DAAAAAY in a Nor’easter! Let’s slop ‘em up. -9 year old SIDELINED with a nasty respiratory bug (new Covid strain? Who can say?) -11U team hosts the league’s last remaining undefeated team at 4:00 (And we’re looking to do something about that)

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