Goes by in a flash, honestly. Too much hooting and hollering

LeAhk James 🙂‍↔️@bigsonotthelilone.bsky.social · 3h ago

In reality when you really eating that mf 15 mins doesn’t even seem that long

Only when shit is bad you wanna Holla Jesus, or Pledge allegiance - 3K

Thickest novi eboraci ®@worldwidewoman.blacksky.app · 14h ago

wait y’all. How big of a factor is COVID in the cultural shift towards purity/religion? 🤔

Being high in the grocery store is funny cause you just grabbing shit off vibes and impulse. Cart don't make any sense at all

So dumb cause buying $23 of ice is exactly what I do afterwards

Qel Bree Sure@peasyrawlins.blacksky.app · 4h ago

youtu.be/M2mnvbU9m4Y?... Oh brother.

It was so beautiful but I had to let Kelly go. Sleep on the damn clock!

Juicius Maximus 😘@hersheyschriss.bsky.social · 3h ago

And you say “shutchoassup!” and keep trying to sleep 😂

I'm sitting in our English cottage with Kelly Rowland waiting for tea and the butler says "My good sir this is a dream and you are sleep at work"

Police in Wisconsin used Flock to track a man who traveled to Michigan, where marijuana is legal, then back to Wisc., where it is illegal They then used his travel as part of the probable cause justification to search his car for weed and he eventually was arrested

Cops Used Flock to Track a Man Across State Lines to Create Pretext to Search His Car for Weed

"The vehicle travels to Michigan frequently which is a known source state for marijuana as it is legal there," a probable cause justification reads.

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Anyway I entered the Don't Tell Comedy Competition. Hopefully I get selected and then go deep into the competition and win it.

No way to ethically divide 7 mins of meat.

🫧Mari🧿™️@chimchamri.bsky.social · 7h ago

Threesomes: yea or nay?

I still plan on giving 1K to mutual aid when I get my check from my special but how bout I haven't been paid yet and it's been almost a year? Somebody didn't pay didn't pay somebody else and no I don't get paid.

Train your butt!

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💜 Big 💚 Roux 💛@thegatesofmel.blacksky.app · 9h ago

Summer is ending and I know you want to get reckless with your lil fling. Sister. I am begging. It is so hard out here. Please use your butt.

I'm ignoring them niggas just like last year. Good luck.

Tiricohairline@trejames.blacksky.app · 10h ago

So... NFL back tomorrow, what a time huh? How you think your team is doing this season?

Lmao 😂😂😂

Bucky Barnes and Noble ♔@thetypicalvirgo.bsky.social · 10h ago

“Stick’em up!”

If you sneak a gun in your ass what is your plan to use it? Do you clench your cheeks to shoot it?

That 90° turn had to be a bitch

Clitasaurus Rex 🦖@naiijah.blacksky.app · 11h ago

a man tried to sneak a loaded handgun into Cook County jail by hiding it up his ass

David Banner skipping and flipping that wig across the stage is stuck on a loop in my head and I want to be free!

I guess I'm awake?

It's gonna be $20 to get home by express lane today. I'm at the red light bout to react

I was 8 years when that Babyface song came out, I'm not that old! Maybe? Probably 🥺

Was walking past security playing music out loud cause I left my headphones. He gon say "Yo my daddy loves him some Babyface OG"

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Where's Bret Favre?

Ashton Pittman@ashtonpittman.bsky.social · 2d ago

The State of Mississippi is denying 170 Mississippi foster students full-ride scholarships to colleges across the state, with many would-be freshmen finding out only weeks before their move-in date. Nick Judin reports:

MJ finna sprinkle in summa dat Super, incredible Have a nigga running back

& imma sing every word every time

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Ayesharp (The Protagonist of Journalism)@ayesharp.bsky.social · yesterday

"Stay Fly" by Three 6 is really a masterpiece.

It's raining hard as hell, I see where the flash flood warning came from

TRAIN YOUR BUTT!

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✨Flight of Tendon✨@ilyvonn1.blacksky.app · yesterday

Kids are expensive. USE YOUR BUTT!

ICC CHIEF PROSECUTOR: “Oppose Israel and we will go after your family — You have been warned. Rubio, McConnell sent me a letter… what’s liberating is accepting mortality.”

I had more two hand meat jokes and they slipped my mind

I would post my favorite old picture but people get sad that don't look like that anymore 😂

post a photo you never get tired of.

I only know how to fix commercial air conditioners. Do not call me for your home cause you gon be sweating still