Tell them it's 2.5 hours, but do an extra 30 for overrun. 🤼

Roll Safe: Feel Me, Think About It Meme

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All Elite Wrestling@allelitewrestling.com · 10h ago

TONIGHT! Tune in for a STACKED 2.5 hour night of action LIVE from Arena México! #AEWDynamite #GrandSlamMexico KICKS OFF at 8/7c LIVE on TBS & HBO Max, TONIGHT!

Kids these days will never understand how much easier it was to browse Youtube when they would show you more than three giant thumbnails at one time.

So, do we think the fed gets rid of Trips soon? - Because, it kind of feels like the only reason they haven't, is because it's convenient to have a "useful idiot" to blame things on. 🤼

Confused fans: "Why does the Continental title exist? Isn't it the same as the International title?" Tony Khan: "Just for that, I'm doing another tournament with the same initials. - Now you'll need to specifically type out which one you're talking about." Me: "Yes...YES! HAHAHAHA!" #AEW 🤼

Headline: TNA has granted the release of two more wrestlers. Me: How?

Mr. Mackey Asks: Where Do They All Come From?

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Bad business. Sloppy business. The "hope" of the Shield Reunion was the Fed's biggest "what if" - For the people ignorant enough to think it could happen...that was the ultimate angle. And now they have definitively said "this is your reunion"..."that other guy is stinky, and we don't want him." 🤼

Shit-talking Mox might actually be the fed's watershed "asses in seats" moment. - I wouldn't have done that. 🤼

I'm glad that Kevin Owens is healthy again. I think it's unfortunate that he still is where he is... 🤼

Whatever is going on with EC3...get that man some intervention before he becomes a 'Dark Side of the Ring' episode. 🤼

Had to do it to 'em. 🤼

Cycle of a 🤼 PPV from the fed: Collective internet: "Wow...that show looks bad." *show happens and is bad* Critics: "That was bad, but people should be constructive and kind about it. There is really no reason to accurately describe how bad it was. We can be better."

Nailed it. 🤼

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JM =^D@jm539581.bsky.social · 4d ago

Not the prettiest moonsault ever

I saw exactly one clip of the SummerSlams...and it was Punk doing the world's funniest moonsault. 🤼

Okay...I like the "AI is dogshit" storyline happening in RoH right now. - Ian going on a rant about how AI creates a feedback loop is what sold it. Lol #WatchRoH #RoH 🤼

Julissa Mexa good. She understands that you keep the audience engaged by constantly moving. - She's the definition of "no wasted movement" and pushing the pace. And when she isn't moving, she's speaking. #WatchRoH #RoH 🤼

TNA does the dumbest shit. Lol. Also...it definitely doesn't work that way. There ain't a 'Men in Black' mind-erasure device to make fans forget his reign. - No one is going to just...go along with that. 🤼

Dan D'Amico@dannomico.bsky.social · 4d ago

TNA is doing this stip because Leon is going to AEW and they are being petty about it, but this is actually a pretty interesting stip that I would like to see AEW steal and use for storytelling reasons instead of just to be a dick.

Didn't watch RoH last night. Was gonna watch it tonight, since there's no Collision...but, I likely won't be home later. So...gonna do some threading now. #WatchRoH #Roh 🤼

. @ringofhonor.bsky.social! Special night - tonight! 8 pm et! WatchROH.com! It's good! You should watch!

Btw...this is where New Day debuts. I'm sure of it. To help Cope/Cage/Bucks fend off the Death Riders, and get themselves added to the tag title match at Wembley. Surely. 🤼

Easily a three hour show, and I'm surprised they haven't just said as much. Because...there's no way it isn't. Lol 🤼

All Elite Wrestling bot@aewbot.bsky.social · 5d ago

This Wednesday, 8/5! #GrandSlamMexico comes to you from the world-famous Cathedral of Lucha Libre, Arena México, for a special episode of Wednesday Night #AEWDynamite! AEW Grand Slam: Mexico KICKS OFF at 8/7c LIVE on TBS & HBO Max, THIS WEDNESDAY!

Huge lucha show with a bunch of cool people on it. I believe this is from June 25th. #LuchaLibre #IndieWrestling 🤼 youtu.be/EifxX49KPSE

Demonio Infernal vs Mortos + Bandido y Gravity vs Clon y Bendito | 70 Aniversario Arena San Juan

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Free SummerSlam idea that the fed can use: Rollins and Reigns are in the ring, just about to square off for their big main event. Suddenly, the lights go down. Then you hear "Sierra, Hotel, India, Echo" and from the crowd emerges...DANHAUSEN! The fans will love it. Guaranteed. You're welcome. 🤼

Honestly, the Jacques Rougeau stuff playing out how it did is fairly impressive, IMO. - On tv, he got his little rant in, got booed...and it basically just came across as everyone dunking on him for a laugh. 🤼

Netflix finally woke up from their fever dream, and said "Why did we spend 84 bajillion dollars on this shit?" Lol 🤼

Wrestling Inc.@wrestlinginc.bsky.social · 5d ago

Several Netflix executives are said to be displeased with WWE's creative team for this past Monday's episode of Raw.

I think Mike Bennett's beard bothers me more than Yuta's long shaggy dog hair ever did. - And I'm usually not a guy who takes issue with beards (I literally have one). I just...hate his look right now. Lol 🤼

I think tag team wrestling is kind of crazy when you really break it down, because...there aren't too many professions (or any that I can really think of) where you need to negotiate contracts WITH another person. - But, if you're in a tag team...that is your entire selling point. 🤼

Bro...thought I had a hernia for years, but I have no medical. Then I saw this dude on YouTube who was like "do this easy thing to fix your lymphatic system." - Been doing that for less than a week, and the thing I thought was a hernia is literally gone. I feel amazing. Wtf. 😂

They really had to add Jericho to my precious Grand Slam? 😭 #AEWCollision 🤼

I lowkey would have been fine with the show ending with Davis just dragging Ospreay into the shadows. #AEWCollision 🤼

One can never tell if Danny Garcia is dead, or playing dead. #AEWCollision 🤼