Sylvain Jose Gautier
@chadsylvain.bsky.social
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βI could think of worse company than sweet Sylvain here.β She chuckled against her hand as she poured each guest a cup of tea.
@chadsylvain.bsky.social βHappy birthday, comrade! I thought perhaps an armor oil would do you wonders since youβre living and working in harsh environments back in Faerghus!β βI will have tea prepared for us shortly for this joyous day.β
And running is EXACTLY what Felix does. Not today, Satan.
Sylvain Jose Gautier@chadsylvain.bsky.social Β· 5mo ago"!" Oh, he wasn't getting away *that* easily. Felix would quickly begin to hear quickly approaching foot falls and his most favourite voice in the world calling out for him. "Come back here, Felix!!" Time to start running, Fe.
A pack of sheepskin condoms flies through the air and smacks @chadsylvain.bsky.social in the face. When Sylvain would look up, Felixβs boot would be seen disappearing behind a corner. Happy birthday, Sylvain.
π¦πβππ€ππ π₯ππ βππππππ¦ πΉ βα΄‘α΄ Κα΄α΄ α΄ α΄Κα΄ κ±α΄Κα΄Ι΄Ι’α΄Κ α΄α΄ κ±α΄α΄Κα΄ α΄Κα΄ α΄‘α΄ΚΚκ± Κα΄α΄α΄‘α΄α΄Ι΄ α΄κ±, α΄α΄ Κα΄α΄α΄Κ α΄α΄α΄ α΄α΄Κ Κα΄Ι΄α΄ κ± ΙͺΙ΄ κ°ΚΙͺα΄Ι΄α΄ κ±ΚΙͺα΄ κ±α΄ α΄‘α΄ α΄α΄Ι΄ α΄α΄α΄Ι΄ α΄α΄Κ α΄Κα΄α΄ Κα΄α΄Κα΄κ± α΄α΄ α΄Ι΄α΄ α΄Ι΄α΄α΄Κα΄Κ. α΄Κα΄α΄'κ± Κα΄α΄‘ α΄‘α΄ α΄‘ΙͺΙ΄!β
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"It's like they say, don't let the haters grind you down!" ".. Plus the fine little @mercedesslays.bsky.social comes in real handy. Can't feel a thing!"
Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd@kingoffaerghus.bsky.social Β· 5mo ago"Given how Sylvain is getting beat up by everyone today, I can only image how he's staying alive."
"Ferdinand, don't let him know my secrets, man."
Ferdinand Von Aegir@ferdinandvonaegir.bsky.social Β· 5mo agoβI fear this attention is only encouraging him further, Felix.β
βWILL YOU PUT ON A SHIRT?β π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’π’ @chadsylvain.bsky.social
βSYLVAIN. π’π’β Felix FOLLOWS him to keep nagging at him.
"It's hot out! H. O. T! You expect me to cook in my armour?! That's just cruel, Felix, even for you!" "'Sides, I don't see anyone complaining." He smirked.
Felix Hugo Fraldarius@fraldariuswolf.bsky.social Β· 5mo agoβBold of you to assume that Sylvain is walking around half naked for fighting reasons. This is all another ploy to wet his prick.β
βThe philanderer has a unique way of adorning the grappler attire.β
ββ¦I really hope you end up dickless on the battlefield some day.β
π¦: Sylvain JoJo posing on the TL
A STRANGLED NOISE OF DISGUST LEAVES FELIXβS LIPS. βSYLVAIIIIIN!! IβLL KILL YOU!! GET BACK HERE!!β
Sylvain Jose Gautier@chadsylvain.bsky.social Β· 5mo ago"Did I say that? When did I say that?" He shot back. "It's in *my* pocket so I can *give it* to its *rightful owner*!" Then he paused. "... But on second thought..." Before he could react, the jockstrap was thrown back at Felix's face. "Maybe *you* can!" He declared and set off in a sprint.
"Did I say that? When did I say that?" He shot back. "It's in *my* pocket so I can *give it* to its *rightful owner*!" Then he paused. "... But on second thought..." Before he could react, the jockstrap was thrown back at Felix's face. "Maybe *you* can!" He declared and set off in a sprint.
Felix Hugo Fraldarius@fraldariuswolf.bsky.social Β· 5mo agoLOUD SCOFFING. βYouβd like to know, wouldnβt you? What, have I embarrassed you, Sylvain? I didnβt think that was possible, with how shameless you are.β He didnβt miss the way the jockstrap was crammed into his pocket. βSo it is yours. Typical.β
... Why was everyone so mean today... Can't a guy just chill out with his tits out? "Fine, fine, you're right... Though.. I'd hate to miss the meeting and I kinda don't have a shirt here so..." He plopped down on a chair, wincing apologetically.
Dimitri Alexandre Blaiddyd@blaiddydreign.bsky.social Β· 5mo agoββ¦Sylvain, would you *please* put on a shirt? Your physique, while rather impressive, ought to be covered during war meetings.β
"Shhhhhhhh." He placed a finger over his own lips. "You'll give yourself a headache thinking about things other than swords for too long."
Felix Hugo Fraldarius@fraldariuswolf.bsky.social Β· 5mo agoFelix really doesnβt know how to respond to that. ββ¦Who are you winking at?β
"For all the haters out there, just know? Even the bots love me."
