The Return of the GOATED BADIT LEADER. Cunty, ruler of all things dumb. English | 21+ MDNI | Crossover Friendly Parody focused! Shot by: Apex! he/him Literate / Semi Detailed Friendly AuDHD Mun. Activity Varies! Ships w/Chem [ Yes, this is a drift barbie reference. ] [ #OCRP | #MVRP ]
˙∘ও┆murphy ★
@chaoticwings.bsky.social
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@silvercunning.bsky.social "Hey you- It's been a few days." "Here, take this as a gift." He handed them a burger.
That's okay, I don't understand myself either. Pookie dooks. No way a stranger is beating me, times 20 thousand. Mf
Haha. I do not understand you one bit. ~☆ Mm. Pleasure to meet you times 10 thousand then.
/ I remembered why this site was peak. More real people, less assholes.
What pocket, LET ME OUT, MICHAEL LET ME OUT OF HERE. Nice to meet you times a thousand.
I'll put you back in the pocket then. Anyway, it's a pleasure, I am Safira. ~☆
/ Crazy how someone you once cared for is so quick to get rid of everything you had ties with them once when a friendship with them slips due to THEIR DOING. Like bro. I'm tired of fakes.
Thats what- Sorry, im out of pocket sometimes, new friend. I'm murphy. Nice to meet you.
Explains why I am dead. I dont really fancy most meats anyway. ~☆
But whats it going on ?? If you havent tried it on bacon , you ain't livin.
I like your funny words, magic man. It's never too early for cream.~☆
ham and bread sandwiches is awesome. cheese isn't always necessary.....
She’ll take it. Sometimes ham and bread is all someone needs.
I can buy you one if you want. But it's gonna cost you.
Garlic burger… [. *🤤. .]
He has meats and bread. He prefers ham on bread. Cheese gives him the atomic shits.
Does he have any meats or just bread?
They can have some of his bread. If they can accept only half of it.
Hm. Hungry.
"Fuck boobs, I just want to smother my mouth in bread.. bagel bites and idk.. garlic bread?"
"What the hell does parlour mean? Does it have anything to do with hardcore parkour?"
❝ welcome to the love parlour〜 are you here for a reading, or perhaps something more intimate.ᐣ ❞