Charlse Newman

@charlse.bsky.social

Official War Artist @The Possum Party. Bastard and Ultrademocrat. Ngalany kalyakool baaminy, koort baaminy wer baakaniny. Djarlgarro Beelier Nyoongar Boodja

There is no doubt that Count Binface would offer more constructive thinking on social care than Farage who can’t think beyond his own spoilt brat, crybaby neediness. And now I’m depressed at having written that statement. The state of us…

He isn't an MP!! If he was stupid enough to resign as an MP to try and make a point that has been taken over by Count Binface why on earth would he be invited to any talks?? He isn't serious about the problems of the day. Farage only cares about Farage and publicity for Farage.

broomleigh_ All over Great Britain, fleets of dustbin lorries are preparing an honour guard to celebrate the victory of Count Binface against the far-right Freemason, Bro Nigel Farage.

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The gist I got here in Australia was that it was just between Count Binface and Nigel Frogface, with the other parties and candidates boycotting the election, but I gather from this that is not the case? Who are all these other people standing?

The image of Farage withdrawing before the count (BinFace) is quite a satisfying thought. Farage on his knees on Clacton beach holding aloft a white handkerchief as the tide sweeps in to cover his pristine yellow corduroys in a combination of untreated sewage and crude oil.

🤗 🇬🇧 We have a solution for you. Allow me to introduce Count Binface, at present attempting to get rid of our own pain in the arse, Farage who’s fighting for his seat in the constituency of Clacton (a little sea-side town in the South of England). Farage is literally fighting a bin! May the bin win!

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🛰️ ALT‑7 TRANSMISSION Count Binface reporting from orbit. After analysing James O’Brien’s query, “Should Farage call the police on himself?”, the ALT‑7 Logic Core rules: When your nonsense reaches escape velocity, you alert your own authorities. Contain your cosmic debris. Binface out. 🗑️✨