The lowest bar you can clear in supporting trans people is not playing fucking wordle. Apparently that’s a bridge too far for the beloved shitbag nerd who wants your answer in the form of a question

There’s thirty seconds in the new Spider-Man movie which you can’t tell me wasn’t written and shot as a homage to Columbo. And I’m here for that 5 foot 5 British short king playing Spider-Man as America’s foremost destroyer of wealthy criminals from now on

Friday night reminder: A.I. is morally repugnant. Whatever lies you tell yourself to use it doesn’t change the fact that it’s amoral. I will always consider you lazy, unfunny, dumb, and a thief.

Friday night reminder: A.I. is morally repugnant. Whatever lies you tell yourself to use it doesn’t change the fact that it’s amoral. I will always consider you lazy, unfunny, dumb, and a thief.

Ken Jennings is blocking everyone. Imagine caring more about your special little fascist phone game than you do about trans people. What is Disgrazia, you bigoted, thin skinned fucking nerd?

The New York Times is a mobile game company that funds a fascist propaganda machine. Wordle is a tool of the oppressors. Stop playing all their games and snuff out their oxygen.

Are you fucked in the head or what?

Versed and Fet intravenously is the Cadillac Margarita of drug cocktails. I feel like a million god damn dollars. They should put this shit in the water supply

Mr. Cait@chas.bsky.social · 2w ago

They gave me Versed and Fentanyl at the doctor’s. Daddy’s getting a steak bomb sub, the weirdest bag of Doritos I can legally acquire, and a bottle of full diesel Hawaiian Punch. Which is what I told the nice nurse when she told me to eat whatever I want. Let’s see how serious they were about that

They gave me Versed and Fentanyl at the doctor’s. Daddy’s getting a steak bomb sub, the weirdest bag of Doritos I can legally acquire, and a bottle of full diesel Hawaiian Punch. Which is what I told the nice nurse when she told me to eat whatever I want. Let’s see how serious they were about that

I bought something called a “rucking plate carrier” because I’m sick of taking long leisurely walks. I’d much rather take shorter walks that might kill me.

I bought something called a “rucking plate carrier” because I’m sick of taking long leisurely walks. I’d much rather take shorter walks that might kill me.

Having a saved eBay search for “Capilene” has resulted in a seller offering me 20% off a Patagonia King’s County Explorer Search and Rescue t-shirt. Stolen valor, here I come

Chris Hemsworth as Thor is proving to be the best casting in a comic book movie in film history. Absolutely insane return on investment. Especially considering the first two Thor movies kind of sucked.

Bryson is right about using over sized grips on golf clubs, and also the dumbest motherfucker crybaby in the country club Hitler youth

Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · 2w ago

Papa! Papa! The refs are being mean to me!

Chris Hemsworth as Thor is proving to be the best casting in a comic book movie in film history. Absolutely insane return on investment. Especially considering the first two Thor movies kind of sucked.

Argentina hasn’t seen this many dives since all those submarines from “Europe” showed up in 1945

Argentina hasn’t seen this many dives since all those submarines from “Europe” showed up in 1945

Good news: I found the worst guy — whoever is driving that Tesla Model Swastika with “Schrute Farms Bed and Breakfast” stenciled on the side, and “fully autonomous vehicle” across the windshield. I know in my bones this person sucks dogshit with a straw

Good news: I found the worst guy — whoever is driving that Tesla Model Swastika with “Schrute Farms Bed and Breakfast” stenciled on the side, and “fully autonomous vehicle” across the windshield. I know in my bones this person sucks dogshit with a straw

I almost ordered a salad then I remembered RFK Jr is actively trying to kill all of us with lettuce-induced dysentery like we live on the fucking Oregon Trail.

I almost ordered a salad then I remembered RFK Jr is actively trying to kill all of us with lettuce-induced dysentery like we live on the fucking Oregon Trail.

Sam Neill’s James Bond screen test. The path not taken. Sleep well. youtu.be/5V15wNflslc?...

Sam Neill as James Bond - Screentest (1986)

YouTube video by Tyrozaphy

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Sam Neill’s James Bond screen test. The path not taken. Sleep well. youtu.be/5V15wNflslc?...

Sam Neill as James Bond - Screentest (1986)

YouTube video by Tyrozaphy

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I didn’t have “Lindsay Graham licked raw milk off Donald Trump’s boots to impress RFK Jr and shit himself so hard he died crying on the toilet” on my 2026 bingo card

I guess God needed a pair of traitorous Nazis to send directly to Hell.

I’m at the level of “Fuck it. We ball” where earlier today I bought a bathing suit with lining off eBay. Neither god, nor man can form a weapon against me that will prosper.

I’m at the level of “Fuck it. We ball” where earlier today I bought a bathing suit with lining off eBay. Neither god, nor man can form a weapon against me that will prosper.

Total Eclipse of The Heart is the best Jim Steinman song from a catalogue of insane, operatic, pure bangers. Bonnie Tyler delivered that masterpiece from the tips of her toes to the top of her head. Sleep well.

Total Eclipse of The Heart is the best Jim Steinman song from a catalogue of insane, operatic, pure bangers. Bonnie Tyler delivered that masterpiece from the tips of her toes to the top of her head. Sleep well.

The problem with watching exclusively Ultra Light Backpacking content on YouTube, is once you buy your third Sun hoodie on eBay you start thinking “Maybe I need some trekking poles.” I. Don’t. Go. Out. Side.