I didn't care much for Charlie Kirk My name is Nick Sirianni and I am the head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles
Chase@chase8d.bsky.social · last yr.I didn’t care much for Charlie Kirk My name is Kevin Alan Patullo and I am the offensive coordinator of the Philadelphia Eagles
i cant believe the "drink and jack off by myself" song did this
Pop Crave@popcrave.com · last mo.“Choosin’ Texas” by Ella Langley officially surpasses “All I Want For Christmas Is You” by Mariah Carey as the longest-running #1 hit in history (23 weeks).
me with a certain story about space probes watching football
James@james.tarnation.lol · 11mo ago[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
in my object permanence class right now and tell me why the teacher just dissappeared?? nvm her hands were just in front of her face
this is what happens when 6 out of 9 grim reapers are appointed by republicans
pumpkin spice doodlemancy 🎃@doodlemancy.com · 2mo agois there a way we can like petition to recall this current Grim Reaper because Dolly Parton and Tim Curry in the same 24 hours is not what i voted for
Jaylen Brown "5 rings by 28" was a less crazy prediction than this
David Burbach 🇺🇸@dburbach.bsky.social · 2mo agoActual CEO of a space company people actually invest in says "by the early 2030s" -- just 5 to 7 years from now -- there will be mines and factories and large human workforce on the Moon, such that we'll be able to see lights of the lunar city from our front porches fortune.com/2026/08/17/b...
how long has there been a giant kalshi ticker on CNN lmfao ??
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3mo agoEnten on the 67 point swing (!!!) against Israel among Americans: "We're not just talking about the Democratic base anymore. The general electorate has turned against Israel. This is not just a left issue. It's an American issue. The trend line is unbelievable."
the best way to ruin jimothy would be for private equity to secure the rights to the jimothy IP for media and merchandise, then have warner bros in charge of making jimothy movies, fanatics producing jimothy merch, six flags for jimothy theme park attractions, and then a waymo kills the real jimothy
I didn't care much for Charlie Kirk My name is De'Aaron Fox and I am the point guard for the San Antonio Spurs
Chase@chase8d.bsky.social · last yr.I didn’t care much for Charlie Kirk My name is Kevin Alan Patullo and I am the offensive coordinator of the Philadelphia Eagles
I didn't care much for Charlie Kirk My name is James Lawrence Dolan and I am the executive chairman and CEO of Madison Square Garden Sports and Entertainment
Chase@chase8d.bsky.social · last yr.I didn’t care much for Charlie Kirk My name is Kevin Alan Patullo and I am the offensive coordinator of the Philadelphia Eagles
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why arent there games at the urinals at dave and busters? you swipe your card at the urinal and a game starts. aim here hahahaha ok now aim here hahahaha ok sick. then you swipe again at the sink to encourage people to wash their hands. and boom 30 tickets just for pissing
I didn't care much for Charlie Kirk My name is Nick Sirianni and I am the head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles
Chase@chase8d.bsky.social · last yr.I didn’t care much for Charlie Kirk My name is Kevin Alan Patullo and I am the offensive coordinator of the Philadelphia Eagles
fertility doctor: sorry sir your sperm counts are really low it looks like you’ll be unable to have children pusha t fan: i don’t follow fertility doctor: you run from the spirit of procreation pusha t fan: FUCK
i won’t be able to trust a self-driving taxi until i go at least a year without a captcha asking me to identify which images have bicycles
I didn’t care much for Charlie Kirk My name is Kevin Alan Patullo and I am the offensive coordinator of the Philadelphia Eagles
I didn’t care much for Charlie Kirk My name is Kevin Alan Patullo and I am the offensive coordinator of the Philadelphia Eagles
