Also,i was correct,I have shrunk. Fucking a ,I kneeeeew it.

Had repeat bloods today for them to work out what hrt to give me to protect my bones and that, since im a no baby train and that being fully post menopausal lmao 😅 😆😂 Swear, life man,its strange 😆

oh noooooo , noooooo i thought it was bad enough that my chest is mad sun burned, such has been the power of the sky orb today, despite suncream of 50+ BUT aha, the sun did mock me more, for it also burned my legs, IN THE PATTERN OF MY TIGHTS! 😭😭😭😔😔😔

this dress goes hard, i love it but holy SHIIIIIIT has it shredded the fuck out of my tights?! ass? never heard of one

Fully stuntin on the sun with my dress today. Shine? Yeah baby,it got it

Huh, im not sure how,or why but a lot of my clothes are getting loose on me? Ive not been trying to drop any weight or anything but,i have been *trying* to move more,much as paaaain, cos it helps with the arthritis,so maybe that? I really dont know?

been thinking about this and, im thinking a real good work out would be like, nights raving but, doing it while squatting? like the whole time? low as you can drop it? look, whatever man, i know this would work and the thighs would be GLORIOUS FOR ALL

I keep trying to shitpost but the shute is shut man 😞

lightening bolt craving for takoyaki of all things? sudden memory of being at the dentist years ago and on my way home, still with a numb mouth, absolutely gobbling up a load of takoyaki even though i shouldnt have been cos, well, dentist visit innit 😂

I thought a bath would chill me out but arrrgh,I need to move. Gonna have to get dressed and go catch some pokemon or something,idk man My hair is damp,will I catch a cold? Y/N

Maybe im a weirdo,maybe so but I do make fucking bangin sandwiches 🥪

I forget that just I can stretch mad style doesnt mean my bitch ass body isnt gonna make me pay for me it Ouch haha

On way home last night right,I was so tempted to climb ont back of one of the lion sculptures for bantz and dumb pics but there was no one else around,ghost town shit and I was kinda....if i fall off,im fucked right,best not 😂😂😂

Ha!so I bought this dress a bit back,hadn't tried it on/wore it yet as I knew it would fit just looking at it.was going to wear it today but,what i hadn't envisioned in any way is HOW it would fit me and no,no,thats too much for a Sunday lunchtime bahahahaha.

NOTES FROM LAST NIGHT : the goth girlies said i got 'them knees', which lmao, i love that for me 😂 and this other lass said to me that im not from this time or place, that im witchy and i dont belong 'here' she could feel it, which, like, cool i guess ahahahaha 😂 good times man, good times 😀👍

Of course,I am letting g everyone know the the gospel of u2 suck ass .blessed be bros 🤘🏻

Ahaha,no but I am out out.on a solo out out. Fuck ittttt,we ball bros. 😂😂😂👍🏻

You guyssss,literally just been chased down the street by a balloon on the loose! Im freakin allergic man,stay away from meeee! Gotta have a little rest now fucccck 😂😂😂

Bath so hot it feels like home 😈

2 things to be peeved at today, the flying ants are starting to appear, im not scared of them but like,stop flying at my face plz and second,cornettos are definitely smaller than they were and I am sad about it 😢

Honestly though,it does legit need to stop being so damn humid.i cannot pump enough fluid into me right now and I already drink freakin loads 😫😫😫

Theres a really big box in my garden.its fated to be that im gonna have to get in that box cos I can. Its gonna happen, I know it

Getting my gains bro by eating protein pudding and...i dunno bro,its...its some weird texture is this

Me? What have I been up to? Oh,just dropping bad jokes like im sprinkling fairy dust. Live for this shit honestly.if my brain has to suffer them, so do other people's 😈😆

no but i should have not been a lazy ass and washed my hair earlier, now ill have to do it when i wake up. booo, booo i saaaay

So like....what if....the girlypop from ringu/the ring....was ginger? What then?

Its weird girl summer,ive called it,its mine now Well,its always weird girl time but, like, yeah 🤷

Spent yesterday afternoon dicking around with silicone in the bathroom Minds out the gutter please, the bath needed resealing

Theres a trio of starlings sat on the lamp post 💗

I sat with my thoughts for a while and I worked out exactly what it was that made me so fucking mad and ick about mr tried to solicit me the other night. it wasnt that so much as the fact *i* then had to make him feel less bad for being a fucking creep at me, you know? Cos lol,right 😐