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Donald Trump is a functionally illiterate imbecile with advanced dementia. I think we can all agree on that. So how, exactly, can he be the evil mastermind behind all of America’s problems that establishment democrats make him out to be? The guy can’t even stop bragging about sexual assault on TV

Remember when Bill Clinton used his office to sexually coerce and humiliate an unpaid intern less than half his age, and every Democrat jumped on the “just a blowie!” bandwagon? That was the moment his pal Donald Trump decided he could be president. He ran the first time in 2000 and we all laughed…

I’m not going to sit here all day making “orange man bad” posts. We all know the functionally illiterate child rapist is an incompetent criminal. What concerns me is the Controlled Opposition. Voting for a candidate funded by Trump supporters is a vote for Trump, period.

Harris and the DNC accepted a third of a billion dollars in “donations” from five Trump endorsers in 2024. The result was a dropoff in turnout by registered Dems of 6.4M between 2020 and 2024, and 180,000 fewer registered democrats today than in 2024. Parties need voters, never the other way around.

Blue maga wants you to believe that all of America’s problems start and end with Trump because they’re all on the same grift he is, and expect things to go back to “normal,” where everything is exactly the same as it is now, but without some idiot bragging about it every 5 minutes, when he’s gone.

Let me be clear about “American exceptionalism.” My grandpa was a German rail worker/union organizer. He escaped Germany just before the Holocaust. He took his own life during the McCarthy era, after realizing where he ended up, and an American insurance company denied my grandma his death benefits

Kamala Harris has nothing of value to add to this election, outside of being an example of what not to do. Taking a third of a billion dollars in “donations” from Trump supporters to lose the 2024 election only makes her an expert at getting paid to lose elections

When corporate politicians tell you they “support American farmers,” what they really mean is the farm owners responsible for creating the conditions that lead to explosive diarrhea outbreaks, not the farm workers being forced to work in those conditions. These are not the same people.

Blue maga is really pushing hard this week on all the same talking points that lost them all those primaries. It’s almost like they’re trying to lose at this point. Almost like someone paid them a third of a billion dollars to lose in 2024…

Remember when NB Forrest went in front of Congress and claimed the KKK never existed, and that even if it did exist, it didn’t anymore, and Congress just took him at his word despite knowing better? This shit isn’t new.

Bill Clinton used his position as president to sexually abuse and humiliate at least one unpaid intern less than half his age. Every one of you saying he was impeached for “just a blowie” is responsible for perpetuating the culture that put his bff Don in the WH.

There is nothing more pathetic than AIPAC-funded blue maga dipshits running scorched-earth campaigns full of Islamophobia, racism, and “red scare” Neo Nazi bullshit, then immediately expecting the highest level of respect from the candidates that beat them. You want us to just forget that shit now?

Bill Clinton was best friends with Donald Trump and one of the Epstein bros for 20+ years. When you giggle about him being impeached for “just a bj,” you’re laughing about a 50yo sexual predator using the power of his office to sexually abuse and humiliate an unpaid intern less than half his age.

When you’re being murdered, you have the right to defend yourself. Every American dying of a preventable disease or unaffordable meds is being murdered. “Healthcare” and insurance company CEOs are doing the murdering. Why not fight back with lethal force? Federal prisons have free healthcare…

Voter suppression starts at home. Confused by this statement? Attend one voter registration drive at your local community college or state university. When you see the angry dads flipping tables and screaming at volunteers because their adult children registered for the “wrong” party, you’ll get it