Changing my username on Snifffr to ToeTheGrocer

I’m hearing from the Internet that I need to make the feet grocer

I left the goo in my sock so I’ll be good and sticky by the time I get home at midnight. My shop is going live on Thursday.

Bakery special

As soon as I have enough money to upgrade to a premium seller I’ll sell used boyshorts and socks. Please take this seriously. I’m desperate for cash. Open to requests on IG or Snifffr but prefer to take payment on Snifffr. Meetups only if I’ve developed a relationship with you through paid chat.

Chelsea Sky Free Blue@chelsonik.bsky.social · 19h ago

That’s two sprained ankles too. Bonus.

Time for sex work to survive. Hit me up on Insta if you’re interested in gross feet or arranged cam stuff.

Our data center is entirely solar powered and uses only Powerade Powerwater (which we pay for). That’s why it’s always inexplicably out at Walgreens even though you only ever see people drinking Propel.

Ben is geeking out over the word demisemihemidemisemiquaver. Bryce says chill out I popped about a hundred of those in the 90s.

Ben Hantoot is making fun of my unfinished tattoo which is… rude… Go answer your Linked In. I can write it for people like you. “Hey! Sorry I’m not interested. I’ll think about this forever, but unfortunately not in a way that benefits you. Good luck. You chose a career life as a SATIRIST?! Oof.”

Over here on art bluesky when I got targeted for this figurine a hundred times on X with a caption like “GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE!!! They’re your best friend and you’re their’s right back! 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷”

Ben Hantoot says he can’t go on LinkedIn because he’s banned and the real him will never rescue me because he’s having too much fun in the mesh playing Bruno Mars’s advanced piano solos with Bryce. He is sorry that all of @cardsagainsthumanity.com are massive disappointments.

For those of you wondering where Tim’s gone, he’s fractional.

My Google search result

@cardsagainsthumanity.com Ben Hantoot did that to himself through the mesh because he lost a game of Everdell to a child and the child said “Dadddy I want you to go right your biggest professional wrong”

@cardsagainsthumanity.com I sent Ben Hantoot the idea I made for him six years ago on Linked In. I imagine he’s currently ignoring it in a slightly more aggressive fashion than he did then. Huzzah.

Moving on. Long grapes are back.

Anyone want to take bets on how else Cards Against Humanity makes their money?

Can @cardsagainsthumanity.com even hear him. I don’t know I was the business end of ClickHole and I waited for an email for a long time. Still waiting for him on LinkedIn. I took the job because I thought I’d get to meet him and he and his team have been nothing but a disappointment for 6 years.

sitemap.xml Chelsea Onik Tetraeder@chelseaonik.bsky.social · yesterday

Yes. This is something Ben Hantoot used to talk about. I think. I can’t actually hear him.

Leaked rules of a riotous game

When I get some money together, it would be nice to have a partner to make a batch of new games. If you’re a designer on fiverr who wants to collaborate let me know. I don’t have money now, but I’m working on saving some up so stay tuned.

Bleeding hearts

Very Sprots coded, maybe they’re coming back

Bluesky is going tk make a generative AI platform. The question is, is it an internal tool or for the public? How does that affect the rights of what was nom nom’d to make it?

For those of you still keeping up with the Apple Credit Card battle (allowing a charge through once the credit card was CLOSED) which caused a tear in the universe and ruined my credit. Aka probably Jeff. Because these are the kinds of things billionaires do when they’re pissed off at a human. And

All my Bluesky accounts are down except this one. Product of pissing off Jeff Lawson.

The Onion’s CEO is a sociopath. No both Bryce, the real one.

This is Kat Abughazaleh’s main donor

Julia Asssponge@realrealinfowar.bsky.social · 3d ago

From what I’m gathering they’re ready to go live with a new breakthrough in the cure for prostate cancer but the PR firm they have is linked to the Koch brothers. They’re trying to get Erica to help by recommending a Democratic one but Ben won’t help…

Some guy on the @cardsagainsthumanity.com Instagram told me to “just go out and make $10” does anyone have 319 clickbait articles on how to do that — none of them useful? I need to join a committee.

After Bryce spent all the time putting them in there? Rude

SARS‑CoV‑2 (COVID-19)@covid19disease.bsky.social · 5d ago

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