shilo

@cherryb0yriot.bsky.social

she/her • 25+ • eng/esp 💙 trigun, jjk, MSCH, otome, BL, etc 🔞 minors & antis dni •

put up one of my vintage designer purses on facebook marketplace for quick cash and some chick tried lowballing me for LESS THAN HALF THE LISTED PRICE if i ""didnt get any other offers"" like bitch i didn't even rly wanna sell my bag in the first place, no way am i selling my beloved for that little

i know im an inherently selfish person bc my excuse for being single my entire 20s is "ehh dealing with other people is just so troublesome, its annoying and not worth my time or effort~ id rather spend that time at home reading yaoi"

like i used to have thick heavy hair in my youth despite bleaching it so fucking often and even when i got an undercut, i still had a ton of hair! but then in my 20s my health began declining drastically and i started taking a cocktail of psych meds and that led to a ton of hair loss for me ://

lowkey i do not take hair growth advice from brown women but HEAR ME OUT!!! its bc they're (usually) already blessed with thick voluminous hair genetics,,, so i take the advice of white women bc their "before" hair is usually much thinner and flatter like mine currently is 😭

being fictionkin is fine i dont care it's whatever, but what REALLY gets me with the second hand embarrassment with fictionkin ppl is when they reply to/qrt a scene of their character kin with like "hey i remember when i did that haha it was rly fun!" BSDHWKS LIKE BRO-

was at a party and of course as an introvert i was fairly quiet just content with listening to conversation and nodding along, until the topic changed to stardew valley and my gay ass IMMEDIATELY started yapping about my love Haley <3

election season means getting a fuckton of spam texts and emails titled like "ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY, YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS" and then the body of the message is just begging for political donations bc they haven't met their quarterly goals

idk something just feel very... Wrong and Predatory abt transmen/transmasc enbys getting extremely mad at cis lesbians for not wanting to have sex with them. so ur saying that u feel entitled to our bodies despite our personal preferences and lack of attraction to masculine features?

hot take but you can be non-binary transmasc who uses he/him pronouns and still call yourself a lesbian if that's what you want like i dont give a fuck, but that doesn't mean i have to be attracted to you omfg. jumping to calling a lesbian transphobic for not wanting to have sex with you is... yikes

lmao convinced people just hate lesbians and dont respect our boundaries bc why is there discourse rn bc transmasc ppl are getting mad that ONE WOMAN said she doesn't wanna fuck ppl with mustaches and are masculine presenting and calling her transphobic for it

if i have to answer one more "what does great customer service mean to you?" interview question im going to blow my fucking brains out WHY IS JOB HUNTING SO HARD IM TIRED KF TALKING TO AI CHATBOTS INSTEAD OF A REAL INTERVIEWEW

when reading fic i can overlook a lot of things for suspension of belief or horny reasons, but one thing i CANNOT overlook without getting into my head is food play. my brain is YELLING "oop you rly shouldn't let sugary stuff go anywhere near your coochie!" and "oh god that must feel so sticky eugh"

"WOR$T GIRL IN AMERICA" is my AOTY by the way like i have not streamed any album nearly as much as this one. I've been a huge Slayyyter fan since early 2019 and im glad she's finally getting the recognition she deserves

my dad keeps watching those scripted "street interview" tiktoks with a laugh track every few seconds and it's incredibly annoying bc he watches them on repeat with his phone on max volume

okay! article read, im a little more knowledgeable now. but now im wondering if any of the hundreds of cakes i made during my 2~ year stint as a cake decorator were ever used for cake sitting... there was a few with strange messages written on them after all...

saying this in a not-kinkshaming way but there's some fetishes/kinks where im genuinely curious on the appeal and how they came about. specifically thinking abt the cake sitting and stomach punching fetishes like hmm thats interesting. if i didn't fear for my web history I'd go on forums to research