JJ

@chesscom.bsky.social

Benoni influencer https://linktr.ee/chessfeelspod

My neighbor's kid invited himself over to play chess with me and now I'm calling child protective services on his dad for telling him pawns could move sideways

My favorite way to annoy my spouse is by doing things she thinks are dumb and then unbeknownst to both of us they turn out to be what the cool kids are doing We had our cool queer Gen z neighbor over last night and she kept saying "swag," played pokemon with me, and split half a bottle of malort

If I were in charge of photos and promotion for a major women's chess event, I would have fun playing against expectations. Like, my promos would have this aesthetic

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"do you want our premium, regular, or basic podcast ad package?" "Ooh what's premium ?" "Our host reads your ad copy" "Uhh what's regular then?" "Our least confident public speaker on staff reads your ad copy" "Oh god and basic?" "We make him sightread it lmao"

Somewhere in New Jersey there was some prep school bro who unironically thought it was pronounced Snorlacrosse, and that to me is beautiful

I believe Women... 's 2010 album "Public Strain" was quite brilliant and now 15 years later that people are really vibing on the guitarist's "Cindy Lee" project, it deserves more respect

Reading the four questions at passover sedar and wondering if anybody notices I'm asking the questions from "chop suey" by system of a down instead