I’m putting a $250 million bounty on Lu Dort, let the hunt begin
Chet Holmgren
@chetholmgren.bsky.social
The official (parody) account of the #7 Power forward / center for the OKC Thunder. #Thunder Up ⚡️🩵🧡💫
I’m tired of y’all mfs lecturing me online, you try putting up 4 points in an nba finals game. Not so easy is it
A true demon on the court tonight. What I accomplished out there is not achievable by a mortal man. Count your days Lakers
If we lose to the Spurs one more time, I’m going to start doing roids. I must cultivate mass to overpower Wembenyama
I love stroking pipe and beating the fuck out of the Timberwolves #getfucked #sorewinner
I’m gonna put some money on game 7, should I go for the Nuggets or the Thunder?
Alex Caruso, you may be bald, but you’re still my goat 🩵🧡 Thank you for carrying our asses tonight, my bald goat!!!
Going Chet mode on the court, where my Holmgren Homies at
Final: Raptors 109 Thunder 121
Merry Christmas Thunder fans, trying to get back on the court in January
Little early present for the Thunder fans 🧡🩵
Final: Wizards 105 Thunder 123
Quitting basketball to go pro in Marvel Rivals, Psylocke is so hot