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Checking out the Superyachts. Matey in the delivery truck wasn't happy when charged 5€ to park to deliver ice to a yacht. Lots of swearing and blasphemy yelled at the intercom. "Jesus Christ cinq euro... putain"

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Rocked up for our lunch booking in Antibes, France. An American lady was telling off the hostess because she couldn't have a specific table. Then we were seated at the table in question. The American lady gave me dirty looks for hours. Welcome to the Côte d'Azur, ladies and gents! 😅🤣❤️ #travel

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The Airbnb owner was *very* specific about where to park our fine motorcar. In the end, it was straightforward, but I understand the reason. Park in the wrong place on this leafy street and be taught a lesson by the local parking vigilantes. The Italians will see this and go mental. Shocking!

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Good morning #bluesky The time has come to drive from the majestic and relaxing French Alps to the bustling Côte d'Azur. It took over a month, meandering from Amsterdam to Brighton, then across the Channel and the whole of France, to the coast. Only an hour's drive to Antibes seems anticlimactic. 😀

I jubilantly announced that the last batch of onion rings is ready. I ran to the bedroom to find the posh boy asleep. Well, it is nearly midnight. Good night #bluesky 😅

I pumped up the heat, but the batter wasn't thick enough for my second batch of onion rings. It is hard to make measurements properly in foreign kitchens without proper tools. I will add more baking powder and flour to thicken it up the batter. Maybe it is the 5.9% beer causing drama? #cooking

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Everything is shut in the village tonight. Forced to stay in, I've made my first batch of onion rings using Belgian beer for the batter. It wasn't as successful as using the sparkling water alternative last night. It's a shame to waste good beer. 😅 #food Next batch will be diluted with more beer.

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I went for a run in the 30C afternoon sun. I turned back at the cross; otherwise, another one would be placed to commemorate my foolishness. 😅 Now, I am hot, sweaty and bothered.

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The "public pool" ladies and gentlepeople. Not only do they charge to access it during certain times on sunny, hot days, but a standard of attire is expected. Snakes are welcome. Wear a Speedo. 😅 @ashbym.bsky.social was mortified. 😅

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Don't be a bad Minion. Throwing stones over the side of the bridge may hit a worker - another bonkers sign! Would you drive over the Bridge of Doom and risk ending up in the river far below? Not me! I suppose it is time for a relaxing lunch in the lovely village of Clans, France #sunday #roadtrip 😀

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The Intermarche is bonkers. You would think the world is ending the way people are acting today. Children crying and screaming. Women pushing and shoving. Men hoarding baguettes and toilet paper. My gosh, it closes at midday and reopens tomorrow morning. The Frenchy frogs need to chill the fuck out.

Happy Sunday #bluesky After refuelling (Total Energy was out of 98 and diesel), we stopped in Saint-Martin-du-Var for croissants and coffee. Must do the hated shopping at Intermarche before it closes at midday, if only for a Diet Coke, water and wine. Have a great day!

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It is hot as hell, but we hiked to the top of the mountain. In the distance is St Tropez and the Mediterranean Sea. The path borders the largest military training camp in Europe, with live rounds going off right now. Surreal stuff. Couldn't do this tomorrow with thunderstorms forecast. Epic! 😀

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Good morning #bluesky I spent a while cleaning the kitchen. Preparing late-night chorizo-based snacks left a big mess. As the Amsterdam and Brighton boys go to the #Pride events, here in the hot French Alps we are going to taste Comté cheese and watch a panel of judges pick a winner. Sounds fun! 😅❤️

Back in Entrevaux for Friday night drinks and a bit of a feed. I can't recommend this region enough! An unexpected surprise 😀❤️ #friday #roadtrip Entrevaux is a commune, former episcopal seat and Latin Catholic titular see in the Alpes-de-Haute-Provence department in southeastern France.

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Took a drive up to Valberg. Fun fact: There is a "Valberg" brand of white goods in France. Get that Valberg washing machine running quick-smart! 😀❤️ #friday #roadtrip Valberg est située à une altitude principale de 1,700 mètres au cœur du village et s'étend jusqu'à 2,066 mètres d'altitude

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Hello #bleusky We have the day off. It is a great day to picnic at the Gorges de Daluis. It is otherworldly! I didn't expect this terrain in France. It would be a motorbike rider's wet dream! It is a wonderful drive. Wouldn't have had a clue about this area, but an Entrevaux local suggested it 😀❤️

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