every time someone uses the word "objectively" in reference to any artistic medium, a fairy dies
chiavulpes
@chiavulpes.bsky.social
19, elaborate hoax, internet musician pfp from Pokémon non-binary (they/them)
my album "puppy love is puppy war" out now everywhere listen my music🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶 hummerware.bandcamp.com/album/puppy-...
dozens of award-winning directors are lining up to help develop my latest smash hit "family guy written by google maps" into a full length feature film but ive ghosted them all because im simply too valuable for the industry
i reckon august 22nd will be an interesting day for chiavulpes fans
my old thing was punchin' people square in the head . my new thing is stickin' people in mud
when paul mccartney wrote "when im sixty-four" he was writing it from the perspective of Mario
the guy that made sicko mode is literally named traffic stop
putting a computer mouse on the ouija board so i can play overwatch with twomad
yestrday i was playingf vrchat with friends & i found a kindness luigi avatar & thats wondrful
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz rearrange as you see fit. create your own string of words and pretend i made it. personalized chiavulpes post
the slightly frustrated video game nerd: i would rather eat a bag of chips than play this game. I would rather hang out with my best friend than play this shitty game. I would rather take a peaceful walk through nature than Play This Game. No, but really, this game sucks.
Ha ha ha. Oh dear. ‘I am super, super gay.’
trying to pull the cute guy that works at gamestop by letting him sell u a pro membership
a million dollars or. or.. or a billion . dollars. .. . ?