David Attenborough voice: a snoring kitty is a marvelous thing

Check out this months winner of The Coop. Creepy and to the point. www.chickenblue.com/stories/a-sm...

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An incredibly profound thought about The Odyssey

TLDR: It’s really old

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Hon Mayo

Anthony Gordon’s suncream overhead is going to be massive when he moves to Barcelona. I hope he signed a good contract.

Empty seats in the France Spain game such a shame

Final call for the July version of the Coop, the flash fiction writing contest Tim magazine called the greatest contest since the dawn of competitions. It’s free to enter and there’s €88 prize for the winner. Enter here at www.chickenblue.com

fun to win @chickenblue.com's inaugural outing with a story wholly inspired by this Elvis meme that made me laugh and laugh. Creativity can come from anywhere, people! www.chickenblue.com/stories/elvi...

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Blue Sky

Late, Great Reviews - First

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Terrible from England so far. They will not win the World Cup.

I like the new water breaks. A good management team will take advantage of them and as that catches on it might help shake shit games up. The ads blow but use the time to top up your beverage.

Relationship advice. If you do not agree with your partner’s streaming profile picture, dump them immediately.

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The little brush that would - Conclusion

Case dispissed.

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Follow @chickenblue.com for even more details about the new 1000-word Coop writing competition! #amwriting #WritingCommunity

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The Coop writing competition is inviting you to take us somewhere special in 1000 words with stories that leave a mark. Submit by 15 June. All the details are here → https://www.chickenblue.com/ #WritingCommunity #WritingContest #TCS #TheCoop

Cool being the pope but a lot of uncomfortable chairs

Feels like vultures are circling the Liverpool squad

Rick and Morty you son of a bitch

Are Spider-Man and Batman genres now?

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The little brush that would - Part 2

Baby, I compare you to the piss from a rose on the grey

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Office bit. Criticise people when you see them not finishing fruit by saying it doesn’t grow on trees.

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The little brush that would - Part 1

You can check out anytime you like, but you can never pee.

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Fear it, run from it. Destiny arrives all the same. Or not. Enter my writing contest because Thanos did. Or at least he said he would. www.chickenblue.com

@robdelaney.bsky.social long time fan, first time celebrity hounder. I’m trying to promote my new (free to enter) flash fiction writing contest. Could you help a deformed chicken out and give it a repost? www.chickenblue.com

Behold! A new flash fiction writing contest ununlike anything that's come before it. No fee, a cash prize and immortality on our website. Why wouldn't you enter? Deadline: 15th June 2026 chickenblue.com #FlashFiction #WritingCommunity

The worst thing about FUNNY AF with Kevin Hart. Kevin Hart.

Who’s better at anecdotes than Matt Damon?

Is there ever controversy in Austria over their entry singing their song in French or German? #eurovision

Streamers next move. Ringfencing their best original content and sticking that under a higher tiered plan.

Between the maga hats, chainsaws and now boxing gloves Propulism has taken hold.

Hot take - Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni get on great. All the supposed contempt is Hollywood bullshit to promote their otherwise average film