slit pros: having all your junk tucked away and compact and only slithering out when needed is really sexy in a very sleek way slit cons: as a guy with a massive breeding fetish i REALLY love having fat virile balls to shove in the faces of those im boutta get pregnant (and slit w/ balls looks off)

I'd wish you a very Get Pregnant day, but if you're around me it's less a wish and more an inevitability, isn't it ♥️

good girls eat ass

if i ever become a more frequent con presence i gotta do a small room party where i just have folks physically worship me

finally decided to soak the sleeve of my toy in hot water for half an hour before using it today and holy FUCK

I've nut like 5 times in the last day and a half and I'm already horny again /someone's/ body is in rut it seems

all the positive body affirmation ive been getting the past week have put me into a turbo horny mood i dont remember the last time i had this many regular boners pop up

*foghorn sound* bohhhh-nerrrrrr

yeahhhh next con i go to (whenever that is) im absolutely getting my dick wet

some of yall like bulges right

also i know this is gonna sound like trust me bro, but my full boner is a lot bigger than that, i just focus so much on making sure the pics look at least half decent while taking them that it tends to be no bigger than a modest chub when i take it i gotta post a proper boner at some point

🔞evil horny dragon bastard man🔞@chiderg.bsky.social · 4w ago

who wouldve thought the guy with the breeding fetish prefers angles highlighting the size of his breeder balls anyway take this hieeeyaaa

who wouldve thought the guy with the breeding fetish prefers angles highlighting the size of his breeder balls anyway take this hieeeyaaa

who wouldve thought the guy with the breeding fetish prefers angles highlighting the size of his breeder balls anyway take this hieeeyaaa

hi new followers my main brand of freak is letting subs kiss, huff, and worship my fat breeder balls, in the hope that the contents within become their imminent next litter

🔞evil horny dragon bastard man🔞@chiderg.bsky.social · last mo.

genuinely fucked up i haven't actually gotten anyone knocked up with this equipment yet

the worst thing about having a massive impregnation fetish is there's nooooooo way i can afford to actually enact that for real lmao

oh yall really liked that pic, damn

trade offer: i receive: permission to unload my entire nut in your pussy you receive: plan b (bought and provided by me)

genuinely fucked up i haven't actually gotten anyone knocked up with this equipment yet

well im feeling fucking insatiably horny today

happy fathers day, suck on my fat balls

genuinely need at least one or two of yall on your knees worshipping my balls like you cant contain your excitement for me breeding you with the contents within

happy pride month i declare as my boner becomes part of the skyline

i think one of the funniest biological manifeststions of bodily functions is that the appendage thats literally made for going in vaginas is like *maybe* the third best tool your body has for pleasuring one

i really, really, really, REALLY wanna move out of here asap but i have nowhere near enough financial stability to get myself anywhere right now, ughhh

I drop a dollar bill in the "complain about not having locked private accounts to vent my feelings" jar and go back to moping

i just realized that comm tagged this account instead of my art account uh hi

i would like to go at least one (1) single day without something feeding into crippling social paranoia issues

anyway dont worry about me ive just been in a really really heavy romantic impregnation mood lately

idk dude my brain cant settle on whether i like the idea of being an openly sexual and flirtacious being at all times, or being a loving husband and father

the most impressive cumshot I'll ever produce in my life will be the first time someone lies back and tells me to genuinely knock them up the second most impressive cumshot will be the sex we have to celebrate the positive test some weeks later