mmmm yeah it feels so good to find out how safe and appreciated and cared for someone can make you feel until it’s less than an hour before they leave for their flight home and you suddenly have a new matching pair of lead weights sitting on your chest and sinking your stomach down to the floor.
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this ten-page executive summary is brought to you by ashnikko’s most unhinged songs on loop and one very, very tired little bean (me 🥲)
I think that we as a society need to start using “🫳🍅” to express displeasure online more. like yeah, man, that take’s so bad that I’m gonna have to throw a rotten tomato at you right now.
oopsie fuck I barely slept and I was on autopilot this morning and therefore wound up at the office wearing the ratty old t-shirt and sports bra I walked my dogs in 😭
lmao okay so I was super into the Star Trek movie reboots (Star Trek 2009 and onward) alongside my brother and his partner at the time, and there’s one particular song from around that time that, still to this day, I hear and go, “oh yeah, this is my KirkxSpock otp song!!! a bop.” 🥹💖
love it here because you can tell a company that the work environment is so toxic that you’re, oh, idk, literally not menstruating due to stress and the company will be like, “leadership is trying really hard to save you money on tampons, and this is how you treat us? 😮💨😔”
why do sirens last so much longer when you’re trying to sleep? 😭 I swear to god a whole squad of emergency vehicles just sat and spun on my dick.
y’all ever get an unnecessarily cordial handshake and back pat from a posturing snake of a motherfucker who is absolutely not on your side despite how they act to your face and it makes you want to tear your shirt in half and bellow like one of those jacked werewolves because yeah same
*glancing around my cubicle* wow, Hell has a lot more pink than one might expect
I like to put on different youtube videos for the dogs to watch so they have a little extra stimulation. I normally choose things like walking videos through old kyoto or coral reef videos. but this morning I’ve played korean convenience store vlogs and momo is so locked in. 😭💖😂
Trump has eliminated the LGBQT suicide hotline, so Canada has made theirs availabale to Americans. 1-877-565-8860 ⬇️⬇️⬇️
7:00 pm is my bedtime for a reason. like girl what??
can my phone please let me say I’m going to pee instead of I’m going to pre. please. I don’t even have the glands for that.
I very much know that “omw” stands for, “on my way,” but my brain still sees it and immediately and super helpfully supplies, “ocific morthwest” 🙄
not now, kitten. daddy’s going time blind.
finally sent the funds we raised during the couple streams I did back in PRIDE month (I'm ADHD and battling hella demons ok the timetable looks different atm) off to Rose Dynasty Foundation! thank you to @emdashinggent.bsky.social, @mochikoii.bsky.social, and everyone else who donated. xoxo
Interview went well, I should hear back soon! But now its the 1st and I don't have money to pay rent. I really need help. And if I get this new job, I can start paying it forward. 🙏 Digital Art Commissions: vgen.co/ember_glows Press-On Sets: ko-fi.com/ember_glows Fastest: cash.app/$embergl0ws
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My car is drivable so I can get to work but I'm still desperately trying to make rent, from being sick and unable to work for 2 weeks. Anything helps 🩷
for iPhone users, go to your inbox, open the menu by clicking on the three bars in the upper left-hand corner, scroll down and select Settings, scroll down and select Data Privacy, toggle off Smart features. then select Google Workspace smart features and toggle off both items in there as well. xx
If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places:
“dog paws smell like fritos!” idk man I think dog paws existed first. also how fucked up is it that no one told the fritos guy before he went all-in with the fritos thing? why did no one tell him, “hey mate these chips slap but they also smell like dog feet?”
I follow a lot of people on tumblr who write fic for many different fandoms, and there’s one fandom with a character called “pope” (I have no idea what fandom). and every time someone is in their ask box with drabble ideas, I get so confused because I read it as “the pope” and not “pope”.
so I may or may not have waited like 31-ish years to enter my roblox phase (don’t judge me ok that’s not what this is about) and my avatar/outfit got removed from my inventory the other day. I appealed it. then I had this enlightening conversation with roblox support. you can’t make this shit up. 😭
after months of doing insane shit nonstop at work, I get to pivot for a moment and copy edit a 962-page document. so ready to put my headphones on and hunker down under my little grammar and syntax rock. thank fuck. 😭💖
hey, don’t cry. warm buttered popcorn with grated parmesan cheese and a pinch or two of tony chachere’s to taste, okay? 🫂
Hi cutie, I’m Brynn! 🎀 I'm a transfemme romance, horror, and er*tica author. All of my books can be found on Amazon in ebook, paperback, or in KU! MM is my preferred pairing, but I dabble in MF or MMF from time to time. HEAs or HFNs are always guaranteed, and my books are a little (a lot) steamy!
*eats a metric fuck ton of gummy bears even though they hurt my tummy*