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2026 watch #169 - Enemy (2013). A man discovers he has a doppelgänger and that his doppelgänger is not a good guy. Psychological drama with a Fight Club / Ballard vibe, set in a bleached out concrete Toronto. #filmsky

Jake Gyllenhaal and Jake GyllenhaalJake Gyllenhaal and Melanie LaurentPoster for Enemy (2013).

We don’t produce sketch show writers in the UK. Actors are great, sketches are poor, writing room is small and packed with people who have little experience in TV sketch comedy. It’s not a stretch - hire some Americans who do have experience if we want #SNLUK to survive?

CMAT keyboardist sees a chance to dry his sweaty balls.

2026 watch #168 - The Sweet Hereafter (1997). Every parent’s nightmare comes true for a whole pied piper’s worth of townsfolk in a harrowing Russell Banks adaptation. Why aren’t more of his books made into films? Probably because we just couldn’t take the agony he inflicts on his characters #filmsky

Sarah Polley in an early role.Ian Holm as the complicated ambulance-chasing lawyer.Bruce Greenwood as broken man.DVD cover for The Sweet Hereafter (1997)

2026 watch #166 - Adrift in Tokyo (2007). Take a stroll through Tokyo in Autumn, with a carefree student who can’t find his feet and a melancholic yankii who’s getting out of the loan shark business through which they collide. Think Into the Miso Soup, without the serial killing aspects! #filmsky

BildBildBildPoster for Adrift in Tokyo.

2026 watch #165 -What a Carve Up! (1961). Bumbling Ernie and his best friend Sid attend the reading of a will in a spooky old house. Between Carry On Regardless & Carry On Cruising Sid James and Kenneth Connor made this delightful comedy horror. Less double entendres, more Donald Pleasance. #filmsky

Kenneth Connor and Sid James.Donald Pleasance beginning to get typecast in sinister roles.Shirley Eaton and Kenneth Connor.Poster for What a Carve Up! (1961)

2026 watch #164 - Black Cat, White Cat (1998). Director Emir Kusturica might be a Putin-hugging enigma but his chaotic films are undeniable works of genius. After the incredible Underground, this one’s no less absurd, much less political, and packed to the rafters with amazing performances. #filmsky

Florijan Ajdini and Branka KaticSabri Sulejmani and Bajam Severdzam.A predictably chaotic wedding gets underway in Black Cat White CatPoster for Black Cat, White Cat in which a man hangs from a train crossing pole.

2026 watch #163 - Amelie (2001). Delightful, whimsical if slight movie about an introvert who has no problems connecting to everyone in her community except the man she likes. Maybe this is what isolation looked like in 2001. Great twist, sweet but inevitable ending, it's a Sunday film. #filmsky

Audrey Tautou as the pixie dream girl in her breakout role.Amelie shares her discovery with her neighbour, the Glass Man.Amelie doing some light stalking.French poster for Amelie (2001)

2026 watch #162 - Spontaneous (2020). For almost an hour this is a smartly written and executed story about the expendability of America’s youth. But when the best scenes are those where the kids explode, you have a problem with your gun violence metaphor. Then it gets full bore serious. #filmsky

Katherine Langford stars as a traumatised teen.Things take a turn for the combustible.Charlie Plummer and Katherine Langford.Poster for Spontaneous is a very bad poster.

2026 watch #161 - Colony (2026). Slick (sticky) overly serious horror that doesn’t trust its audience. Maybe it expected to be sent straight to the big red N where people scroll and have no concentration? Nothing particularly new: it’s Train-to-Die-Hard-Last-Of-Us-Walking-Dead-Busan

2026 watch #160 - Memories of Murder (2003). Bong Joon-ho’s gripping true-crime detective thriller stands alongside his Oscar-winning masterpiece, Parasite. It balances a dark, high-stakes script packed with horror and action with an unexpected streak of comedy. Imagine Se7en had jokes. 😳

The hopeless detectives get a break when a police woman makes a discovery.Song Kang-ho and Kim Sang-kyung star as bumbling country detective and slick Seoul outsider.Do the detectives finally have their man?Eerie poster for Memories of Murder.

2026 watch #159 - We Need To Talk About Kevin (2011). After Bowling for Columbine came Elephant and Zero Day, and then came a film that attempted to crawl into the mind of someone who could commit such atrocities, subtly framing his anger as stemming from his mother’s loss of her self. #filmsky

Brilliant Tilda Swinton swimming in tomatoes.Kevin’s mum now hides in the tomato soup aisle.Kevin’s brooding stare mirrors his mum’s.Poster for We Need to Talk About Kevin (2011).

2026 watch #158 - Primate (2026). Pet ape contracts rabies , goes… ape. Really poor script, a variety of uninteresting characters meeting uninteresting deaths, zero meaning to any of this. Nice house. #filmsky

Snot-faced chimp suitTroy Kotsur deserves so much better. Hopefully he got a nice break in Hawaii out of the shoot.If you’re ever faced with a deadly chimpanzee, get in the infinity pool.Poster for Primate (2026).

2026 watch #157 - Halloween (2018). “They were feeding me guacamole in all these sexy ways.” Pointless remake/reboot/whatever and the Danny McBrideness of it all somehow makes it worse than it already is. “I know a short cut.” To where, Nostalgia Box Office Bucks? #filmsky

It’s 2018. Of course they’re podcasters.Podcaster reviewing gas station toilets.Michael looking less like Shatner and more like Bob Einstein.Poster for Halloween (2018).

2026 watch #156 - Halloween (1978). Carpenter brings all the best horror elements together to launch the suburban slasher. One thing always bothers me: streets are awful quiet for Halloween, even kids at Myers house aren’t trick-or-treating. But I’m nitpicking, it’s a near perfect slasher. #filmsky

Jamie Lee Curtis as the last girl standing.Michael Myers in his William Shatner mask.The kids are alright, they’re safe indoors watching The Thing (1951) which Carpenter will remake a few years later.Poster for Halloween (1978).

2026 watch #155 - My Neighbors the Yamadas (1999). Lesser known Studio Ghibli directed by lesser known co-founder Isao Takahata - due to his films being more adult-orientated and less fantastical. Yamadas is a film full of whimsical vignettes about everyday life… and it’s hilarious. #filmsky

Some fantastical moments still appear in the film.Dad wants to take a family picture in the snow. The family are glued to the TV.A more realistic animation style for a tense stand off with a motorbike gang.Japanese poster for My Neighbors the Yamadas (1999).

2026 watch #154 - The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975). A couple of good songs, the cast have a blast, Susan Sarandon is in a bra for 90 minutes… but horrible sets, professor is a dud, and a terrible final act with songs to pad. Tim Curry’s Frank-n-Furter is Rocky Horror’s everything. #filmsky

Richard O’Brien, Barry Bostwick and Susan Sarandon rhymes with abandon.Tim Curry, Nell Campbell and Patricia Quinn.Frank-n-Furter lets the rainbow flag colours flow.Poster for The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

2026 watch #153 - Carrie (1976). Faultless flawless Spacek but from the lingering gratuitous full frontal shots of supposed 16-yr-old girls to a terrible Travolta to a knife that spins gleefully in the air there are too many moments in this DePalma adaptation of Stephen King that don’t work #filmsky

Nancy Allen, 70’s version of Sydney Sweeney, and P.J. Soles.Sissy Spacek’s Carrie’s miserable life with mother.Carrie begins to rebel as she realizes she has powers. And she won’t be using them to just glue people’s hats on like Matilda.Poster for Carrie that screams “This is a horror movie, look here’s the ending!”

2026 watch #152 - Rolling Thunder (1977). Reliably informed by Tarantino in his book that this is a cut above your average satisfying 70’s revenge bloodbath. Can’t say I’ve seen that many, but it has a solid cast (including a fresh-faced Tommy Lee Jones) and a well-paced story. #filmsky

William Devane as the man twice tortured.Tommy Lee Jones as the man who misses the fight.Linda Haynes as the braless tomboy.Poster for Rolling Thunder (1977)

2026 watch #151 - Dead Poet’s Society (1989). In ‘86 Robin Williams is making Club Paradise. Then he strides into his wonderful earnest stage with Good Morning Vietnam, Dead Poet’s, Awakenings, The Fisher King. A 5 star rewatch with a young cast that were also going places in their careers. #filmsky

Ethan Hawke finds his voice as ToddRobin Williams’ unorthodox teacher encourages Robert Sean Leonard’s Neil to see the world from a different angleO Captain, my Captain!Poster for Dead Poet’s Society (1989)

2026 watch #150 - Tusk (2014). For an hour this is a solid Kevin Smith joint, both funny and disturbing. Justin Long and Michael Parks are perfectly cast as the twatty podcaster and the warped killer. Then Depp joins the fray and something of an indulgence happens that derails the film. #filmsky

Justin Long as the obnoxious podcaster.Michael Parks as the mad “scientist”.Haley Joel Osment, and Johnny Depp looking like Sam Rockwell doing a Columbo impersonation.Poster for Tusk (2014).

2026 watch #149 - Shanghai Surprise (1986). Not sure what possessed me to watch this horror. Nothing redeemable about it - it doesn’t even feature a Madonna song, just terrible George Harrison ones. This could have killed Sean Penn’s career before it got started, not sure how it didn’t. #filmsky

Madonna trying to actSean Penn trying to actSean Penn and Madonna trying to actRubbish poster for a rubbish film

2026 watch #148 - Clue (1985). Timeless classic and multiple rewatch. If you haven’t seen it, it has almost as many jokes as Airplane or Naked Gun, a stellar cast, and a performance from Tim Curry that is second only to Frank-n-Furter. DO NOT STOP as the credits are about to roll!

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2026 watch #147 - Say Anything (1989). Famous for its ghetto blaster scene, which is far from the best scene and isn’t that impactful. John Cusack reminds me of a present day Chalamet, star power in buckets without needing the jock gene. Ione Skye also great. Bad dad b-story is just weird. #filmsky

John Cusack with his boombox.Ione Skye looks pretty in white.John Mahoney as the dad realising his IRS number’s up.DVD cover for Say Anything… (1989)