I choose to view the United States as a sociological experiment

Lol @ Perez Hilton's family requesting privacy

Is it an ovarian cyst rupturing or just regular unbearable endometriosis pain: a memoir

Caught off guard by my uterus and bled through everything I own love that for me 💅🏻

I have a cunty Fr*nch surname with a space in the middle The online census form will not accept it Do I provide false information on the census and get fined thousands of dollars, or do I not complete the census and get fined thousands of dollars

On top of the sad bitch disease, unwavering panic attack, and migraine, my body has decided it is time once again:

The Shining: Blood Elevator

ALT: The Shining: Blood Elevator

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There's a kookaburra sitting on my hills hoist thoroughly enjoying the rain and it was almost enough to regulate my nervous system

Current cortisol level: being hunted for sport

Woke up in the midst of another panic attack this morning, I haven't experienced this level of terror since high school 💅🏻

Chilli 🥀@chillileu.bsky.social · 2d ago

Gromp Also huge panic attack, but mostly gromp

Gromp Also huge panic attack, but mostly gromp

Guysssss stop being mean to the racist wife beater that wanted to fuck children it's not nice oh my godddddd

Ben Goldacre@bengoldacre.bsky.social · 3d ago

Sad to see people posting on social media negatively about Rod Liddle, who died yesterday. If I have disagreed with you very strongly in life - and you die - I hope I'll be either silent, or kind.

Hot choccy and cuddles with the bestest boy ever 💖

She's home.

Boobook update: he has a little owl wife 🥹

Chilli 🥀@chillileu.bsky.social · last wk.

There is a boobook at my window 💖

I can't keep chocolate in my house it whispers to me like the green goblin mask

There is no greed like a cat that hasn't been fed in 12 hours

I love when Auspost sends me a "your postie's been held up" notification followed by a delivery notification not 5 seconds later, please just pick one broski

If I see you wearing surveillance glasses I'm going to assume you're a paedophile and act accordingly

I've thought about killing myself at least once a day every day since I was like 7 years old and every time I explain this to a new shrink the scribbles get longer

Home alone on a Saturday night (extremely rare occurrence) and there's an untouched carton of Boags in the fridge (even rarer) I have a job to do

My neighbour with the huge aviary knocked to warn me he's just acquired some new frens and to let him know if the noise becomes bothersome My brother in christ nothing could annoy me *less* than your birdies please get even more

My guy bought an Ed, Edd n Eddy-sized jawbreaker and the disgusting mouth noises are hurting my soul

Sometimes I hear a mispronunciation so out of left field that I wonder if I'm actually completely incapable of speaking English Today's word: subsequently, emphasis on the second syllable

To end my disastrous week: I have come into ownership of a yappy little senile hound, he will arrive in the coming weeks

Sir another Skarsgård film has hit the south tower

Deeply disappointed that Epoch did not name any of the Sylvanian Families frogs Jeremiah

I've got about $4k worth of scrap aluminium cladding in the back of my ute rn and I'm one bad turn from rolling the fucken thing on south road 🤞🏻

Paul McCartney with his little perfectly tailored suit and well-groomed beard during the rooftop performance might be the skankiest a man has ever looked my god

Look, I used to own a rottweiler who was a huge teddy bear at home but also very much a member of a typically reactive breed. There's no fucken way I'd risk it and drag him into a Bunnings at all, let alone unmuzzled. What the fuck was the owner thinking here?

Dog euthanised after attacking child in Bunnings

A young girl is in hospital after being attacked by a dog inside a Bunnings in regional Victoria.

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