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COMPANY MEMO: IT APPEARS ANOTHER EPISODE OF OUR FUNNY IRREVERENT SHOW HAS BEEN LEAKED TO THE PUBLIC. IT IS TITLED ‘THE LISTENER’S STORY FT. BELIEVING THE BIZARRE’. PLEASE GO LISTEN TO IT AT THE LINK BELOW, OR WHEREVER YOU USUALLY LISTEN TO PODCASTS. 👂📖🛸
Episode 360: THE Listener's Story ft. Believing the Bizarre
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COMPANY MEMO: IT APPEARS ANOTHER EPISODE OF OUR FUNNY IRREVERENT SHOW HAS BEEN LEAKED TO THE PUBLIC. IT IS TITLED ‘JOHN MCAFEE: FATHER OF MANY, LOVED BY FEW’. WE ADVISE MAKING SURE YOUR VIRUS SCANNING SOFTWARE IS UP TO DATE BEFORE LEARNING MORE ABOUT THIS GUY - YOU TRULY NEVER KNOW. 🖥️🦠🔎
Episode 359: John McAfee: Father of Many, Loved by Few
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WARNING: IF YOU'RE GONNA DO THE VOICE, DO THE VOICE. BEER CAN. INSERT CLOWN JOKE HERE. 🍺 🤡 🦜
NOTICE: SOMETIMES THE EASIEST WAY TO STOP A MURDER IS THE DUMBEST WAY. 🤷 🚚 🤖 💦
NOTICE: ACTUAL IS NOT A MEASUREMENT OF SIZE, OR REALLY, ACTUALITY. PROCEED WITH CAUTION. HOLD YOUR RELIGIONS NEAR. DO NOT LET THE HOLOGRAM FOOL YOU. 📐❓🌝👁️
TO ALL EMPLOYEES: THE NEW BRANDING FROM @melectro.bsky.social IS A REMINDER NOT TO LEAVE YOUR OFFICIAL WORKSTATIONS IN DISARRAY. DON'T BE A CLOWN LIKE AGENT BROWN! 🖥️☕🍔🤡
WARNING: THIS WEEK'S EPISODE MAY BE A MASSIVE PSY-OP FALSE FLAG OPERATION TO CONVICE YOU YOUR CURRENT PODCAST HABITS NO LONGER EXIST. IT IS TITLED ‘PROJECT BLUE BEAM’. 👤 🛸🔦�
Episode 356: Project Blue Beam - The Origin of Truth
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NOTICE: IT DID NOT TAKE $10K AFTER ALL, STEVEN SPIELBERG JUST NEEDED TO MAKE A WHOLE ASS MOVIE. 👽 🙏 🍿 🤯
This weekend on @chilluminatipod.fm we are breaking down to it's very ORIGIN the supposed secret government psyop, PROJECT BLUE BEAM
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REMINDER: BRANDING IS EVERYTHING, EVEN IN THE WORLD OF REJECTED NUMBERS-BASED SEX PESTS. 📏 📐 👮
I was overcome with the need to draw an interpretation of the boston baked bean boy from @chilluminatipod.fm , i don't know why but here he is
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SECURITY MEMO: It appears another episode of our funny irreverent show has been leaked to the public. It is titled 'The Disclosure Day Review'. Prepare for an increase of activity and under no circumstance let any “filmmakers” onto the premises - not after what happened last time. 🛸🔎👽
Episode 354: The Disclosure Day Review
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NOTICE: THIS IS THE DUMBEST JOKE WE’VE EVER HAD TO MAKE. 📹 🙇 🎸
INTERNAL MEMO: ALSO, ACCORDING TO OUR RECORDS ALL THE POSTERS IN OUR SHOP ARE CURRENTLY 70% OFF??? DOES ANYONE KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS??? THAT SEEMS LIKE TOO BIG OF A DISCOUNT??? 👁️🏷️💸 theyetee.com/chilluminati
WARNING: THESE STICKER DESIGNS BY SPECIAL AGENT @mudsley.bsky.social ARE TOO POTENT TO SHOW THE GENERAL PUBLIC. LOCATE THE HIDDEN DESIGNS FOR YOURSELF AT patreon.com/chilluminatipod AND BUY A SET TODAY. 🤫🕵❓ theyetee.com/chilluminati
It's TRUE CRIME TIME! As we cover the string of murders in Boston during the 1960's done by the Boston Strangler...but was it really only ONE killer, or is there more to the story? www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAXo...
Episode 352: The Boston Strangler(s) Part 1
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NOTICE: WE HAVE SOME SMALL CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE THAT STEVEN SPIELBERG (OR AT LEAST JESSE) LOVES LINKIN PARK. WE ARE LITERALLY ABOUT TO BREAK. 👽🔎🤺🦋
NOTICE: AGENTS HAVE REPORTED FEELINGS OF EXTREME HORNINESS AFTER STARING AT OUR NEW MANTID SHIRT FROM @melectro.bsky.social FOR TOO LONG. EXTRA COMMENDATIONS ARE AVAILABLE FOR ANYONE WILLING TO BUY ONE AND REPORT BACK THEIR FINDINGS. 🫦🪲💦 theyetee.com/chilluminati
Spent the past 3 days working on the next Chilluminati script and we're going back to some True Crime! It's absolutely infuriating reading about how the cops truly and uniquely fucked this one up from the start.
The truth is out there... and the @chilluminatipod.fm merch is in here! We've got a mysteriously drop of merch from our paranormal pals at Chilluminati with a new tee and top secret pack of 5 mystery stickers! Available now for pre-order: theyetee.com/chilluminati
Another one of life's unsolved mysteries... oh wait, we did solve this one— turns out its a special sale for 70% off select posters from our official @chilluminatipod.fm collection! So, is it fact or fiction? Check out the full collection and decide for yourself: theyetee.com/chilluminati
The truth is out there... and the @chilluminatipod.fm merch is in here! We've got a mysteriously drop of merch from our paranormal pals at Chilluminati with a new tee and top secret pack of 5 mystery stickers! Available now for pre-order: theyetee.com/chilluminati
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REMINDER: DID YOU KNOW THAT ALEX WAS AN ORDAINED MINISTER? NO? THAT’S BECAUSE HE IS NOT. ⛪🙅♂️🦧👍
NOTICE: THERE IS NOTHING FORBIDDING YOU FROM EATING A WITCHCAKE, BUT WE ENCOURAGE YOU TO WATCH THIS SHORT INFORMATIVE CLIP BEFORE SAMPLING ONE, EVEN JUST FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES. 🧙♀️ 🍰 🟡 🐶
WARNING: WITNESSES ARE SOMETIMES MORE REASONABLE THAN EVEN THEY THEMSELVES REALIZE. IT IS OKAY NOT TO LET THINGS BE BARRELS FOR A WHILE, BUT ONLY FOR FUN. 🐍🌊🌊
