On hiatus from checking my feed, for the indefinite future. I'll pop on occasionally, but just to check DMs. I'm also still on Discord as this same username. I want to keep up, and I can't. But I still care about y'all. Be kind to yourselves while I'm away, okay? That's an order. 🫶✨️

been offline since LVLUP but, last couple weeks? have been uhhh. bad like. sudden organ failure bad I can take a direct hit from God and stay standing. I've made it through weirder/worse. But I'll likely be offline while dealing with this, too. I WANT to keep up with all of you. And I can't.

Happy Pride, and happy 11th anniversary of me getting Spot! Who's Spot, you ask? You can find out here: microcosmpublishing.com/catalog/zine... #pride🌈 #nonbinary #nonbinarypride #bigenital #bigenitalpride

also: I can say this now, a week and a half later, after the biopsy results came in and I know it's *technically* not cancer but I just want all of you to know I have been trying SO HARD to not joke about how my body's so homophobic, I started bleeding from the ass RIGHT AT THE START OF PRIDE MONTH

shout-out to the friend who showed me Patrick Stewart's Sexy Cakes SNL skit tonight #NSFW #piss #VincentWhittman

[sees another fancreator chosen for that one all-Vincent New Era zine] Me, without fail: Maaan. That's gonna be SO COOL. I wish I coulda made it into that. Also me: you probably could've if you'd try writing *one thing* that doesn't involve him pissing Me: NEVER GONNA HAPPEN 👀✨️

also, got my claws redone for the festivities to come I told my nails to smile real big for the camera, but they didn't :C

Merry Pridesmas to y'all! ✨️💕 Here's your periodic reminder that I am a NONBINARY ALTERSEX (of the bigenital sort, aka Salmacian) person, with an orientation of AEGOSEXUAL. It only took me until my 40s to find out there were WORDS for me now, haha. X3

life is at least a little beautiful idk

#NSFW #StaticEel Actual chinchilla care account: [sees my name; follows me] Me: so do you think Vox makes Ethan creampie him in the gill slits 'cause *regular* choking him to completion's just getting old Actual chinchilla care account: [quietly unfollows] Evergreen. Fucking. Tweet. 🙃

it's over; I win at collecting #vincentwhittman #mpreg #ilikewinning

Checking the #HellaPissWeek tag every morning before work like a soldier looking at his locket before returning to war

Yo! Hyde here, aka Gerbil the Chinchilla, a nonbinary & post-op altersex fellow who wrote a book about the new form of surgery I was among the first to have, "Bigenital Revolution" (now available in digital download form, too!): microcosmpublishing.com/catalog/zine... (Thanks, Lexi! 💗✨️)

Bigenital Revolution: My (Very) Graphic Guide to Nonbinary... | Microcosm Publishing

Go on a journey with Hyde Goltz, one of the first people to ever have bigenital surgery—basically, they have two functional sets of genitals. Hyde shares the...

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Chazzy’s Lil Cumcake 🦈💘🧁 (Semi-Hiatus)@lexipop398.bsky.social · 4mo ago

It worked really well the first time, so I’m doing it again! If you come across this & fall under the trans umbrella, please use this post to comment/quote with any links to support you or the community in general If you’re cis, hype up our siblings and show them they aren’t alone in this fight 🏳️‍⚧️

your periodic reminder that, though the world at large may be cold, sad, and confusing, it also contains a chinchilla named Snoozles who really does sleep like this

not me having a new StaticProducers commish idea and quietly skimming all my artist moots to check for Open or Closed status like I'm about to call together The Pervert Avengers

Good morning and happy Trans Day of Visibility, we have a new episode of Transcending Comics to celebrate! This one features an incredibly important story by @chinchillamajor.bsky.social (drawn by @jpawlik.com), and I’m excited to help share this with the world! youtu.be/F5URILuyp3s?... #TDOV

You May Need to Hear This (feat. Hyde Goltz)

YouTube video by Transcending Comics

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Let it be known that, I say with no hyperbole whatsoever, every square centimeter of my brain that hasn't been taken up by screaming about LVLUP this past week has been jam-packed to capacity with firehose bursts of joy that I live in a timeline where THIS FAN ANIMATION exists youtu.be/QIdamlgZC-4

Hazbin Hotel | Vincent Whittman Goes to the Bathroom (GONE WRONG) | Animatic

YouTube video by qiangumo

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I stumbled across Brandon Rogers Sunday. Not only did he recognize me ON SIGHT as Gerbil, he said the Hazbin cast won't shut up about me. "Where's MY letter, huh?" I told him I only gave those to special people. "Get outta here before someone stuffs you up their ass," he replied, & walked off. 💗!

#LVLUP2026 haul!!! There's no way I can tag every artist in here, but feel free to pipe up if you see something you gave me while I was in Vegas!

It blows my mind that there were people who met me at LVLUP who never once saw me with the giant cup of diet soda that used to constantly be on my person at all times. I've been functionally off the stuff for like two weeks now. WILD

bah, you kids and your ability to post about LVLUP less than a week after it happened [shakes my wrinkled Internet dinosaur fist] >:C

WHAT'S UP #LVLUP2026 I'M FUCKING MARRYING THIS DUDE I'VE BEEN WITH FOR 20 YEARS, AS OF LAST NIGHT AT THE #HAZBINHOTEL MINI GOLF PARTY I'M GONNA BE UPPERCASE *ALL DAY* TODAY #VoxVal #LoveWins

Lining up at Red entrance at 7:30am for a door opening at 11am, and there are already people here y'all are the real ones 🫡 #LVLUP2026

I saw the Virus Vox promo at last and immediately needed a 15 minute break *homina*

busy making ALL THE SIGILS today in time for the new moon tomorrow 😎 basically pointing at all the ways I've been starting to replace old patterns with healthier/more helpful ones in the past 2 weeks, and saying to the universe, "thank you, I gratefully accept, more of this in particular please :3"

GREAT NEWS!! Due to popular demand, there's now a DOWNLOADABLE PDF EDITION of "Bigenital Revolution" available! Check it out on @microcosm.bsky.social 's shop page: microcosmpublishing.com/catalog/zine... Five bucks and an open mind, and you're all set! ^^

SPEAKING of things on my person that bring me immense joy! I carry these fancards around with me at all times, next to my Journal 3 wallet (which I traded for a gigantic fuck-off bottle of vodka at a con, using the argument, "C'mooon. Grunkle Stan would want you to make the trade!"-- he agreed!).

meanwhile, I was just admiring the lapel pins that're on my spring trenchcoat. I fucking LOVE this coat. ✨️ I try to change one of the pins on the day I bring it back out from the closet into regular use, but they're all such good pins for me, I can't bring myself to change any, this year. X3

good post

a friend recently said about me that I identify as Brightersexual and, maaan. I am not doing a great job at beating the allegations