Tessera

C.H.O.A.M. Director

@choamdirector.com

Folding 100% original Dune hot takes on Fremenomics untouched by thinking machines and delivered 𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘪𝘦𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘶 with a school of logistical fish Writing a book “The Economics of Dune” soon to be published by Adobe Acrobat PDF Publishers

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C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 2mo ago

Baron Harkonnen from Dune overlooking the city of Arrakeen on Arrakis with the caption in Dune font “Hello, Arrakis!”

A reference to “Hello, Greenland!” Posted by our American Harkonnen

C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 4mo ago

[parody of the “I sent ChatGPT an audio file of FART noises, but for Dune]

Sardaukar Priest @hym_gunga_hrim
I sent ChatGPT an audio file of a series of
SARDAUKAR CHANTS and asked what it thinks of "my music" and this is what it said
Song 1.mp3
File
What do you think of this music 1 made?
I listened to your track - here's a straight, honest reaction:
First impression:
It has a cool lo-fi, late-night, slightly eerie vibe. It feels more like an atmosphere piece than a traditional song which actually works in its favor. It reminds me of something that would play over a quiet city montage or end credits.
What works well
• The mood is consistent — you clearly had a tone in mind and stuck to it.
• The minimalism is good. You didn't overfill the space.
• There's a nice bedroom/DIY texture that makes it feel personal rather than polished-generic.
• The short length (~37s) actually suits it - feels like a fragment or interlude.

C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 4mo ago

(Bene Gesserit Missionaria Protectiva voice): You know who else rose from the dead?

Lady Jessica in Dune part II looking coyly at the camera as she preaches the Bene Gesserit mythology of the Kwisatz Haderach

C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 5mo ago

Feyd [desperately trying to think of a good comeback]: no, uh, may 𝘵𝘩𝘺 knife chip and shatter

Dune Quotes@dunequotes.bsky.social · 5mo ago

May thy knife chip and shatter.

C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 9mo ago

Many have been saying!

C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirec... • 8mo Are you looking for movies about dictatorships and the triumph of democracy over authoritarianism? Then watch "NO" , a phenomenal movie about
the Chilean referendum that toppled Pinochet. I can't recommend it enough.

Kent Lind@camasonian.bsky.social · 9mo ago

My wife is Chilean and there are lots of parallels to the referendum on Pinochet where he was defeated. The pro-Pinochet ads were doom and gloom. The anti were upbeat and sunny. There was a movie about it: youtu.be/lt8VayTqQhQ?...

C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 10mo ago

Uh oh here comes ANTIFA

C.H.O.A.M. Director@choamdirector.com · 10mo ago

No Kings Arrakis

C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 10mo ago

No Kings Arrakis

Summer Warhammer Chick @celticdragon1.bsky.social · 10mo ago

Bless the frog and his water

C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 10mo ago

See you at the No God Emperors protest today

C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 10mo ago

Kull wahad!

Original tweet about RFK Jr: “Dr Oz: "Turns out that about 1/3 families don't have the number of babies they desire. They're under-babied. So this president committed to address that during the campaign and he's delivering on that today."

Modified tweet: “Dr Oz: "Turns out that about 1/3 of Muad'Dib's wives don't have the number of babies they desire. They're under-babied.
So this god-emperor committed to address that during the holy war and he's delivering on that today."

C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 10mo ago

POLITICO
EXCLUSIVE
'I love Muad'Dib': Leaked messages expose Young Fedaykins' racist chat
Thousands of private messages reveal young sietch leaders joking about no-chambers, maulas and imprinting.
Anyone that votes for Stilgar will have their water returned to the well
Great. I love Muad'Dib
Also ... we are officially under consideration for a Reverend
Mother endorsement
When do we bring that lasgun out?
You're giving Qizarate to much credit and expecting the mentat-ghola to be honest
Are you going to do the Gom Jabbar?
I'm ready to watch people get dehydrated now
I'd go to the graben villages if I wanted to watch museum Fremen play tarot
If we ever had a leak of this distrans we'd be cooked fr fr
When do we start Amtal dude?
Kick the b---g-----t
And everyone that endorsed but then votes for us is going to the deathstills
Boom - they're ghafla
They love the thinking machines
It was imperial conditioning
Ya yaaaaym

C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 11mo ago

A reference to the texts between Elizabeth Holmes (from Theranos) and Ramesh "Sunny" Balwani:

TEXTS BETWEEN MUAD'DIB AND IRULAN
What this reveals about their relationship

Princess Irulan: "You are breeze in desert for me. My water. And ocean. Meant only to be together tiger”

Paul "Muad' Dib" Atreides: “Ok”

C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · 12mo ago

Irulan confirms that monthly dead body counts from Muad'Dib's Jihad may be suspended "until they can get the data and methodology together"

Satire of Trump wanting to conceal bad jobs data and stop issuing monthly BLS jobs reports

C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · last yr.

“Here's 5 Tik-Tok dances you can do to help Paul Atreides become the Lisan al Gaib” with Stilgar in various humorous poses. A reference to “Here's 5 Tik-Tok dances you can do to help Ukraine fight Russia”

C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · last yr.

SPOILER ALERT: LEAKED PHOTOS of Duncan Idaho and Alia Atreides in DUNE MESSIAH

Jason Momoa and Daenerys in Game of Thrones :( ‘‘tis a joke unfortunately

C.H.O.A.M. Director @choamdirector.com · last yr.

Life hack: if you need to circumvent the artificially intelligent customer service robots and get to a real person, just start saying “more options” and eventually you’ll browbeat them into transferring you to an operator

The Dune Minute Podcast @duneminute.com · last yr.

Hello and welcome to a new week of The Dune Minute podcast! We’re excited to introduce a new guest to the show @muaddibatreideez.bsky.social as we start this week off talking about plans within plans! #dune #duneminute